Carrie Prejean sucked the baby batter out of Mchael Jackson's

[frustrated_lefty]

corpse with a turkey baster and used it to impregnate herself while wearing a mini-skirt in Australia. Using telepathic powers and alien technology, the fetus threw a holographic fit on Larry King's show, and developed a brain tumor by calling said fit in using a trans-dimensional cell phone. Sarah Palin later admitted to inappropriate sexual relations with the fetus while tutoring it in "Going Rogue 101." Glen Beck cried about it, just asking if the fetus might have played on Rush Limbaugh's football team in 2010...just askin. Liberals everywhere protested on the fetuses right to be bisexual and serve in any military anywhere except for Afghanistan or Maine. Self-defined liberal men everywhere devoted hours and hours to creating a photoshop image of Prejean breastfeeding her transdimensional, multi-phasic offspring in public at a fast-food joint serving E.coli contaminated burgers in Walmart.

Can we stop talking about her now?

[JonQ]

1. Is that true?

;-)

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Of course - I saw it on DU.

really.

[polichick]

2. I don't know - this is starting to get good! nt

[noiretextatique]

4. this is the best thread about her so far

:thumbsup: :rofl:

[Common Sense Party]

5. But did she dine at Olive Garden?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[JuniperLea]

8. That biotch!

:rofl:

I'm sure she eats meat... and smokes too!

[Common Sense Party]

12. She was also spotted wearing a track suit in first class.

[Systematic Chaos]

6. This is the first Prejean thread I've rec'ed, ever.

Too bad nobody else has a fucking sense of humor.

This one's a classic!

:rofl:

[JuniperLea]

10. I rec'd it too...

I can only LOL at those who unrec'd... what a horrid existence to have no sense of humor!

[Turbineguy]

7. The conservatives

are gaining ground. They've already cranked up the "War on Christmas".

[Ignis]

9. A mini-skirt??? BREAKING NEWS!

Well done. :thumbsup:

[mitchum]

11. She also was Clenn Beck's accomplice on that rape murder thing

[emulatorloo]

13. I was done talking about her, until I read your thread. NOW I AM ENERGIZED

Great story, thanks. Recommending.

[Deja Q]

14. "baby batter"?!

:wow:

:spray:

[rucky]

15. Not until two things happen:

It is proven she was 18 when she made the tape(s).

We see the tape(s).

[Canuckistanian]

16. You bring up 15 'hot button issues' and expect us to stop talking?

And don't get me STARTED about Australia......