Palin "looking forward to reading Going Rogue"

[MineralMan]

In an exclusive interview with notallthenews.com, Sarah Palin told our interviewer that she was "looking forward to reading Going Rogue" as soon as Amazon delivers her copy. "I'm eager to find out what is in the book. I wasn't allowed to read it by my publisher, so I have no real idea what the actual author wrote," Palin said to our interviewer. "I sure hope it's accurate, also," She continued.

The book, which will be available to the public (and Mrs. Palin) on November 17, has accumulated millions of pre-orders at booksellers, who have slashed the $24.95 price in a cosmic price war. The book has been available for pre-ordering at prices as low as $9, with signed copies going for much less.

Palin ended the interview by saying, "I just hope the UPS guy doesn't just leave it on the porch like he did my last order from the Carol Wright catalog. There were some sensitive things in that order. I'd hate to have to go to the bookstore and pay full price for the book."

Read the full interview at:

www.notallthenews.com

[babylonsister]

1. Jeebus. Why is her name even on it? So clueless. nt

[MineralMan]

3. Yah...clueless is the word, you betcha...

[Jack Fate]

26. Jeebus, did you get p0wned or what?

Who's the clueless one, pray tell?

[Mist]

2. "Jeebers, I wonder what's in the book I wrote?" The dimmest of dim bulbs, she is. nt

[Jack Fate]

28. I don't know, I think you might just've taken it one step further

[Leftist Agitator]

31. Enjoy your stay, douchebag.

[Me.]

4. She Can Read?

[tavalon]

24. You betchya and also........

[bigtree]

5. as stupid as this makes her look

. . . she's probably lying. It's just not credible that she has 'no real idea what the actual author wrote'.

[Javaman]

23. Laying the ground work for deny-ability.

"ya see, I didn't write it, I just gave permission. So all those allegations about me lying in that book is just, well, lies! tee hee. Now watch me preen!"

[OneGrassRoot]

6. LOL. Are you trying to give The Onion a run for their money?

;)

I especially liked, "The book has been available for pre-ordering at prices as low as $9, with signed copies going for much less."

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

8. Shhh....

[Hepburn]

22. Latte spew...

...:rofl:

[eppur_se_muova]

30. That was the line that got me too. :^D nt

:rofl:

[Toucano]

7. I don't believe her.

I don't understand why she would want people to think this, but I simply don't believe she has "...no real idea what the actual author wrote."

[MineralMan]

10. It's as true as the smile on my face.

[Toucano]

19. Okay. Got me.

Going in for the second cup of coffee! :)

[MineralMan]

20. Get the fully caffeinated variety...

[ChickenHawk]

9. People, it's a joke.

Sheesh.

[MineralMan]

11. Quiet, you!

[willing dwarf]

12. She's setting herself up for her next book

which will whine and complain about how the publishers wouldn't let her see what was in the book and how she became the victim of a system that was so cynical and stacked against her.

I wonder what hair and lip color she'll have for the cover of that one?

[piratefish08]

13. It's telling that the line between satire and news is so blurred now

that it is hard to tell the difference.

[crim son]

15. Or the line between satire and reality. n/t

[MineralMan]

16. Sometimes it seems like the line doesn't exist...

Anyhow, for satire to be truly successful, some folks have to think it's true. Y'all are spoiling the effect here. :toast:

[NeedleCast]

14. I'm not sure what's funnier yet

The fact that half the responses in this thread believe this was a real interview, or the fact that I *almost* believer this is a real interview.

[MineralMan]

17. I have joornalizm skillz!

Chicks dig that...

[madamesilverspurs]

27. That should be

"I haZ joornalizm skillz!" Sheesh, if you don't pay attention nobody will not take you seriously. . .


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[MineralMan]

29. Two write. I'll try to improve.

[UTUSN]

18. K&R #3 for bwah-ha-HAH!1 n/t

[Hepburn]

21. She can read???

Cudda fooled me! :evilgrin:

(Yeah, we all knew before the book came out that she couldn't put together a logical sentence of more than one word!)

[ChoppinBroccoli]

25. How Could She Possibly Have Time To Read A Book?

When she reads EVERY newspaper and magazine published? Which ones, specifically, does she read? "Oh, you know. All of 'em."