What will happen if Sarah Palin gets elected President:

[ddeclue]

http://www.whowillsurvive2012.com/

:rofl:

[sam sarrha]

1. kids will be say'n the pledge of Allegiance in Tongues in school within a week

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. We won't need any more disaster movies

The evening news will become a reality disaster show.

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[MadMaddie]

12. As a result of the previous 30 years of Republican ruled

Government and the open door to corporations to do as they pleased! It didn't happen in 10 months in 2009!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. Still in the basement? Mommy's calling you with some milk and cookies.

[rvablue]

14. Oh, really? How so. Please enlighten us.... n/t

[southerncrone]

3. I will immediately shoot myself in the head.

[rug]

4. I'll ask to see her birth certificate.

[pearl]

5. W to the tenth power

On Steroids!!!!!

[Toasterlad]

6. That Alternate Earth Will Eventually Be Eaten By Galactus, Don't Worry.

She has no chance here on Earth Prime.

[Angry Dragon]

7. I will move to Alaska

that is another country........right??

[euphoria12leo]

9. I will leave the country

Immediately. No questions asked and no second thoughts. Just gone.

[footinmouth]

10. Such a scary thought

1) All coins with "In God We Trust" on the rim will be recalled, to be replaced with "In God We Trust" front and center.
2) "Drill baby drill" will be our new battle cry
3) By executive order, Science will no longer be taught in our schools
4) Carrie Prejean will become Secretary of State
5) Joe the Plumber will become Secretary of the Treasury

If she is elected I will put myself into a self-imposed news blackout. I will trade c-span for Regis & Kelly, Oprah and Judge Judy. There are some things you are better off not knowing.

[Cyrano]

11. The Borg will have won. "There is no resistance. You will be assimalated."

[Ineeda]

16. The moose will replace the eagle as our national symbol.

All pigs will be required to wear lipstick.
Wolves will become extinct, as will high school graduates.
Fancy pageant walking will become an Olympic event.
:hide:
It will be the end of the world as we know it. No, really. I mean it.

[L0oniX]

15. Pigs will fly.

[Richard D]

17. Vice President . . .

[FLyellowdog]

18. I'm guessing no GOP men will still need Viagra?

:puke:

[spanone]

19. i will devote the rest of my life to forgetting that i ever participated in the political process

[Cyrano]

20. Oh, stop it. I have a better chance of becoming president than she does.

Ummm, then again, this country elected Saint Ronnie -- twice.

And this country also allowed George W. Bush to occupy the Oval Office -- twice.

Hmmm. Maybe I should rethink the headline on this post.

[yurbud]

21. IDIOCRACY would be a better prophecy