Make you LOU DOBBS predictions HERE!

[johnfunk]

First, go ahead and do a little "gloat gloat gloat" reading here and here and here...

Then let the board know where you think Lou Dobbs is heading.

II'll share my prediction later -- and agree with the media insiders who say that Geraldo's shot at Dobbs ("he'll never be on FOX") is accurate and targeted both Dobbs and CNN based on advance knowledge that his departure was imminent.

[ddeclue]

1. DOBBS / BUCHANAN or BUCHANAN /DOBBS 2012 - Teabagger Party candidates.

Remember you heard it here first!

[Ineeda]

2. I think he'll run for public office.

He lives in NJ but was born in TX, which might be a better fit. BTW - I just learned his wife is of Mexican heritage. Hmmm.

[OHdem10]

7. I agree with you.

[DJ13]

3. He'll become the new Grinch on Sesame Street

[Chipper Chat]

4. Dobbs will team up with Rupert Murdoch and take over 7pm on Fox

- replacing Shep Smith.
Ths show will be called "Two Really Ancient Old Farts Prejudicially Distort Today's News."

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. Infomercials for LilyWhite Bleach?

[johnfunk]

8. ROTFLMAO, the Billy Mays of Bigotry

"Gets sheets whiter than white!"

[Uncle Joe]

6. He will be caught; trying to sneak across the border in to Mexico. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

9. 10 years from now - all his possessions in a shopping cart

Yelling insults at Hispanic passersby.

"I used to be famous! I could have had you deported right now!"

[Motown_Johnny]

10. Tea party candidate for Texan gubernatorial race

[skorpo]

11. I think he'll go into "Treatment".

[johnnie]

12. I think he was shamed out

I think there is a video of him "doing things to himself" that he sent to an ex lover and doesn't want it to come out.

[DearAbby]

13. Ewwww

[johnfunk]

14. The Onion: U.S. DEPORTS LOU DOBBS

:rofl: Too Funny! :rofl:

U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs

CNN Host Had Been Living Illegally In Country Since 1961

The Onion | November 12, 2009

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

According to the Department of Homeland Security, federal agents stormed the undocumented immigrant's home in an evening raid just hours after the 64-year-old newscaster suddenly announced that he was resigning from CNN, and immediately placed him on an Aeromexico flight departing from Newark Liberty Airport.

"Mr. Dominguez did not come quietly, but in the end he came," said Sam Whitlock of the U.S. Border Patrol, who was injured during the arrest. "He pulled a knife on me, like they will, and swore a bunch in Spanish and spit on us when we finally managed to grab him by the serape and throw him against a wall. But the important thing is that he's now back where he belongs."

Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, alias "Lou Dobbs," is escorted by DHS agents to the airport to be sent back to Mexico.