American Muslims To Fort Hood Shooter: 'Thanks A Lot, Asshole'

[Zomby Woof]

American Muslims To Fort Hood Shooter: 'Thanks A Lot, Asshole'

FORT HOOD, TX—Following Army psychologist Nidal Malik Hasan's shooting rampage on the Fort Hood military base last week that left 13 people dead and 30 others injured, fellow Muslims across the nation sent him a message today, saying "thanks a fucking bunch, asshole," to the 39-year-old killer. "Hey, great, eight years of progress right down the shitter," St. Cloud, MN resident Zahida Naseem said at one of dozens of impromptu rallies held nationwide. "And you just had to scream 'Allahu Akbar' while you did it, didn't you? May as well have put on a turban and rode a fucking camel right through the army base, you dick. Thanks for making the foreseeable future a living hell for normal, peace-loving Muslims in this country. Really appreciate it!" American Sikhs are also reportedly enraged with Hasan, and an official statement from the National Sikh Heritage Center read, in part, "look, we got nothing to do with that guy."


http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/american_muslims_to_fort

[BrklynLiberal]

1. The Onion does it again....

[BoneDaddy]

2. Although the tongue in cheek Onion

that may have been my reaction if I was muslim. I have heard similar statements, not said such a colorful manner, by some of the muslims I know.

[catbyte]

3. That's what's genius about The Onion! n/t

[BoneDaddy]

6. yep it is

[tandot]

4. "Hey, great, eight years of progress right down the shitter,"

I bet some Muslims had that thought.

[Kolesar]

5. this is too good to leave in the lounge!