Borowitz: The real reason Lou Dobbs is leaving

[Contrary1]

:rofl:

Lou Dobbs Returns to His Planet; ‘My Work Here is Done’

Bids Earth Farewell, Boards Rocket

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Controversial CNN host Lou Dobbs bade the people of Earth farewell today as he embarked on a long voyage back to his planet of origin.

Standing on a launching pad with his rocket ship at the ready, Mr. Dobbs addressed a crowd of dozens who came to wish him a safe trip and godspeed.

"People of Earth, farewell," he said. "My work here is done."

In his farewell speech, Mr. Dobbs acknowledged the irony of his being an alien but insisted that he had been on Earth legally.

[barbtries]

1. lol

nt

[AndyA]

2. Please, please, please tell me he took

Ann Coulter with him!

Insanity and Beck, too! :rofl:

[pleah]

3. Did he shed his skin before he left?

:D LOL:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[liberal N proud]

4. Maybe he can contact the Vatican

They are looking for aliens now.

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "contact the Vatican"

I think they help people like Lou get to South America.

[old mark]

5. I never did see his birth certificate.........

:tinfoilhat:

:rofl:

mark

[eppur_se_muova]

6. I am suddenly reminded of Poochy's departure from "The Itch & Scratchy Show" ...

which, I suppose, is my subconscious agreeing that this wasn't a voluntary departure, bloviation to the contrary.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I hope his rocket was a military surplus VI left over from the

"Big One"...A one way trip.