On MorningJoke:

[PCIntern]

Maria Bartiromo needs to wash and comb her hair and Joe needs to wear a sweater which doesn't have food all over it.

[polichick]

1. Maria has bed head, and Joe IS a fool! nt

[fumsm]

2. Maria had a long night

Looks like she spent to much time on her knees in some board room and was late for morning Jerk. Either that or she is doubling as a crack whore at night. Wow does she look bad. Couldn't wait to get to the show and bash the Pres for not making a decision on troops immediately. Who has investments in military contracts eh? Of course we know she is also a war expert. Something is up with this bitch. She has to be medicated to the max, just look at her eyes, their not normal. Also looks like she has severe hepatitis.
Maria, expert financial zombie, expert military adviser, expert in everything. Wow, I'm impressed.
Sounds like her and Joe can't wait to kill some more troops, hurry, hurry, need more military deaths. Unbelievable!

[PCIntern]

4. she's such an 'expert' that

she apparently didn't know that Medicare kicks in at an age older than 42...was it Anthony Weiner whom she was debating?

[Lancer]

3. Maria is not the sharpest tool in the shed

She did almost as poorly as Wolf Blitzer when she played Celebrity Jeopardy! several years ago.