Semper Assholis: He tried to rob me. He tried to grab my crotch. He yelled Allahu Akhbar....

[Bluebear]

....What the priest got instead, police say, was a tire iron to the head. Then he was chased for three blocks and pinned to the ground — as the Marine kept a 911 operator on the phone, saying he had captured a terrorist.

Police say Bruce offered several reasons to explain his actions:

The man tried to rob him.

The man grabbed Bruce's crotch and made an overt sexual advance in perfect English.

The man yelled "Allahu Akbar," Arabic for "God is great," the same words some witnesses said the Fort Hood shooting suspect uttered last week.

"That's what they tell you right before they blow you up," police say Bruce told them.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/tampa-police-marine-reservist-attacked-greek-priest-he-mistook-for/1050707

Here's our big, brave hero now:

http://madabouttheboys.blogspot.com/2008/10/jasen-bruce.html




And here are his tips for increasing testosterone in the body. Just what he needs:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/22392406/hcgjasenbruce

[alphafemale]

1. Those pics...um...err...uhhh

Very Gannonish. If you get my drift.

[cali]

2. He's fucked now, the asswipe.

No one is going to buy a Greek Orthodox priest yelling "Allahu Akbar".

[zeos3]

3. What an asshole. Check here for updates

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6995109&mesg_id=6995109

[zbdent]

4. so ... he can now apply for a job at Faux editing tapes ...

[WeDidIt]

5. The (soon to be "ex) Marine Reservist demonstrated classic symptoms of roid rage

I didn't want to ask, but is posting photos telling?

[zeos3]

6. Here's what the douchebag's attorney had to say

"He's simply trying to get home when this bearded individual, long robes and a sandal, says something to him in a language he doesn't understand, and the next thing you know, he is grabbing his genitals. So whether police wanna say he was an Arabic or was not an Arabic, we don't know that,"


http://wwww.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/11/10/803106/-I-Fear-More-Of-This-To-Come

[zeos3]

7. Here's a picture of the victim

http://blogs.tampabay.com/.a/6a00d83451b05569e20120a676917e970b-450wi

[Postman]

10. wow. What a dick.

[TicketyBoo]

8. If this weren't so sad,

it would be funny.

[Postman]

9. I'm surprised the Semper Assholis didn't have a "drop weapon"

[mwb970]

11. Another stupid, idiotic jerk.

And people say America "doesn't make anything" any more. We make twerps like this by the million!

[lonestarnot]

12. Ackety that!

:puke:

[marmar]

13. Read some of the comments after the pics.....

nt

[AspenRose]

19. Yikes, I wish I hadn't.

Too much homophobia.

As an aside: I wonder if he's abused his wife, since he's been busted before.

This is not good.

[stray cat]

14. No sympathy from DU and the guy isn't even a mass murderer

[frylock]

17. are you really so fucking stupid that you can't differentiate between this bigoted asshole..

and someone who is obviously mentally disturbed?!!

[Bluebear]

21. Yes. He is.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

18. No, he just beat an ethnic minority with a tire iron.

:nopity:

[saltpoint]

15. Judging from his photograph, I'm guessing it must have been Casual Friday

at his office.

[TexasObserver]

16. The Jeff Gannon of Pharmacy.

With a touch of roid madness thrown in for good measure.

[misanthrope]

20. Why do the letters "DL" keep popping up in my mind?...

...See, we just don't understand. He HAS to "bash queers" in order to keep from kissing them.