Lover, 48, loses appeal for noisy sex sessions

[The Straight Story]

Lover, 48, loses appeal for noisy sex sessions


LONDON, UK -A British woman lost her appeal Tuesday against a ban on her noisy sex sessions, after a court heard how her marathon romps that kept neighbours awake sounded like someone being murdered.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's "howling" lovemaking sounded "unnatural", "hysterical" and "like they are both in considerable pain", Newcastle Crown Court in northeast England heard.

A 10-minute recording of their sex sessions was played out in court, which also heard how she tried covering her face with a pillow to muffle her cries of passion.

Neighbours at their home in Washington, south of Newcastle, complained about the noise -- as did passers-by and the postman.

The couple were banned from "shouting, screaming or vocalisation at such a level as to be a statutory nuisance", but Caroline Cartwright, 48, appealed under human rights laws against her conviction for breaching the ban.

http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/World/Story/A1Story20091111-179289.html

[jobycom]

1. My. Goodness.

I want with all my heart to have something to say about this, but...

[The Straight Story]

2. Did you say something, I couldn't hear you over the screaming

:)

[Liberal_in_LA]

3. "as did passers-by" lol n/t

[Cleita]

4. I had neighbors like that once. Not only the screams but their bedsprings

squeaked from all the bouncing and I believe they broke the bed once because there was a loud crash one night. Of course being kids barely out of our teens then, my roomate and I used to invite friends over beer and popcorn to listen to the entertainment. I surprised they didn't hear all the hysterical hooting and laughing coming from our place.

[Touchdown]

5. I'm jealous! The postman hears her too? She must have it all day!

Lucky girl!:grr:

[Double T]

6. The Brits must have their underwear on TOO tight.

Let her scream, let her scream, let her scream!!

[MagnaChucka]

7. Geez.

They say Americans are uptight about sex.

[Angry Dragon]

8. They do seem to enjoy themselves.............

[The Straight Story]

9. If this were in the US she would get a reality show on fox

:)