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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 07:46 AM
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How to make sure Jeebus is a part of your wedding.



Smile, JC! They're getting married!
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Ineeda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 07:50 AM
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1. Yikes. n/t
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Kookaburra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 07:52 AM
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2. Is that her dad?
Probably feels like he's been crucified after paying for the wedding.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 07:56 AM
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3. WTF????
Holy beJeebus!! :rofl:
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piratefish08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 07:56 AM
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4. .
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:00 AM
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5. Bizarro! And yuck! nt
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:01 AM
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6. Whoa. Is this for real?
Story. I want the story.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 09:39 AM
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16. You're too young.
Maybe when you're older..
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:10 AM
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7. What's the Woody Allen comment?
If Jesus knew what was being done in his name, he'd throw up?

Groom is wearing the kilt and it's too long. Sure bet no one involved in that gag fest has a Scottish background.

As Hub is fond of saying, "There's no bottom to the bad taste hole; it just keeps getting deeper."
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:11 AM
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8. THAT is just sick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 09:44 AM
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17. Now, now. How many times have you heard this in a religious wedding ceremony:
"This marriage is a union between a man, a woman, and Jesus Christ."

He might as well be there in body as well as in spirit.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:14 AM
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9. Classy!

:rofl:

I predict the marriage will last 3 days.
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winston61 Donating Member (642 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:15 AM
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10. Was Jesus really a bald, overweight white man?
Man, things you can learn from 'Christians'. I wonder if the guy's big brother knows this douche is wearing his kilt?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 09:46 AM
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18. Actually, that's Fat Bastard's kilt.
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sazemisery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:32 AM
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11. Wait! Isn't the Mel Gibson in the kilt and his da on the cross? n/t
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:41 AM
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12. I smell Photoshop.
Not that what the guy on the cross is doing isn't weird all of its own self, but for a wedding picture? Sets off my Disbelief-O-Meter.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 09:38 AM
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15. I hear you, but there were other photos.
Now, granted, all of them could be photoshopped...
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:51 AM
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13. Here's a best man who won't forget the goddamned ring next time. n/t
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 09:02 AM
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14. Duzy
:rofl:

-Hoot
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