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lwcon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-10-09 11:49 PM
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Punchline contest
Here's the straight line:

"If GOP wins 3 Senate seats, and Dems don't destroy filibuster, then Dems can't govern after 2010"


What's the best punchline?
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 08:00 AM
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1. Then the bartender says, "Hey mister, you gonna eat that or should I feed it to the duck?"
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 09:18 AM
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2. "We'll never get single payer until we get back to 60 votes."
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 09:21 AM
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3. "how is that really all that different from now?" nt
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brendan120678 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 09:32 AM
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4. To get to the other side! Hahahahahaha... (nt)
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 10:15 AM
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5. "So the lobbyist wiped his ass with the Democrat." n/t
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 10:51 AM
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6. No soap. Radio?
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 10:57 AM
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7. And in other news: Harry Reid (D-Jellyfish) finally choked on his own tongue today
Edited on Wed Nov-11-09 10:58 AM by shadowknows69
As he was trying to explain to his base that this would be great because it would enable more bi-partisanship in the Senate.
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