I'll be glad when all this

[MichaelHarris]

fussing and fighting over the death penalty is over so we can down to the real business at hand, THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS! we have some planning to do. I heard they were going to have red and green napkins at a school in Texas this year, we really need to stop that. Books of Lifesavers being exchanged before the HOLIDAY BREAK? Not on my watch!

[imdjh]

1. I for one, do not care if they have Christmas decorations at City Hall and in classrooms.

IN fact, the more the better. I love Christmas decorations, and anyone who doesn't is cordially invited to kiss my atheist ass.

[MichaelHarris]

5. Noooooooo

we have to destroy all ornaments, you wanting to see a happy Bill Oreilly?

[imdjh]

9. This Christmas is going to suck. No more small children in the family. The youngest...

.... is hip to the Santa scam now.

[rucky]

2. We've won the first battle: Pornaments!

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/11/10/Explicit-pornaments-back-on-shelves/UPI-52071257884054/

[MichaelHarris]

6. hahahahahahah

for some reason a twiddling Carrie Prejean ornament came to mind

[Jamastiene]

3. Ahem, I started THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS before Halloween.

Why? you ask.

Because they started selling Christmas trees and Christmas STUFF here right alongside the Halloween stuff. It was an abomination, I tell ya.

I fully intend to talk about nothing but Halloween 2010 from now until WELL AFTER EASTER. This war ain't over! It'll never be over. They fucked with my Halloween. They must pay! :mad:

[MichaelHarris]

7. I went down the

Christmas decoration aisle and put raw turkeys in front of the ornaments. Not bad enough you say? The ornament aisle isn't refrigerated.

[HipChick]

4. I cancelled Xmas..no xmas baubles shall enter my lair

no tree...no nothing

[MichaelHarris]

8. no goofy

santa hats on the dogs either! That's just wrong.

[imdjh]

10. Unless they are dachshunds.

[Jamastiene]

11. I'm right there with you.

We don't do Christmas trees here or any of that stuff any more. I quit doing Christmas trees when I realized it served no other purpose than to make me have to follow the cats around all day long to make sure they didn't electrocute themselves or get cut on all the broken ornaments they knocked out of the tree. Pretty soon, I didn't have any ornaments left that were not broken and I hated and dreaded Christmas. I was exhausted. Fuck a Christmas tree. Fuck all that obnoxious, cheap, pet killing/maiming shit.