Explicit 'pornaments' back on shelves

[The Straight Story]

Explicit 'pornaments' back on shelves


JACKSONVILLE, Fla., Nov. 10 (UPI) -- Christmas ornaments featuring reindeer and snowmen in sexual positions back on store shelves in Jacksonville, Fla., after a three-year hiatus, a pastor says.

The decorations, dubbed "pornaments" by some when they triggered protests three years ago, have returned to the holiday ornament aisles of some shops, WJXT-TV reported Tuesday. Instead of a line of six sexually oriented ornaments, just the reindeer and snowmen are being offered this holiday season, the Jacksonville TV station said.

Clint Wilder, the Arlington Family Church pastor who organized protests against the ornaments three years ago, said he is even more disgusted by the items now. He did not say if he was planning to take action against the products resurrected this year.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/11/10/Explicit-pornaments-back-on-shelves/UPI-52071257884054/

Can you imagine the fun we could have with 'ram a dawn'? :rofl:

[DJ13]

1. !!!!!!

:rofl:

[Yunomi]

6. Oh, my...

I gotta get some of those! I have several friends who would appreciate them...:evilgrin:

[rurallib]

2. If I lived next door to him I would put a tree decorated with pornaments

out in my yard just to piss him off.

[marmar]

3. I saw mommy ****ing Santa Claus......

nt

[MineralMan]

4. Mrs. Grundy will most definitely not approve of this.

No, sir.

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Wait'll these people find out what the eggs & bunnies in Easter REALLY represent.

[arcane1]

7. wow

Jesus would NEVER put one of these on his snow-covered, Nazareth-grown evergreen tree!