The Klinger Factor!

[Joanne98]

I'm beginning to think that "Cover Your Ass" stands for over the top patriotism!

Klinger from Mash!

Wanted to get out of the army. So he dressed up like a woman but they still wouldn't let him go.

This is what I think happened.

Major Nidal Malik Hasan wanted out of the military. But because the Pentagon spent so much money on his education they weren't going to let him out ever. So he devised a plan. "What if I was a terrorist?" "They've have to let me go then"...

So he started dressing and acting like he joined Al Queda and just to be sure he even visited their websites and contacted a few of them. That will do it for sure he thought...

But they didn't buy it and scheduled him for Iraq.

He came to the conclusion that they were never going to let him go no matter what and...


That's what I think happened. But will never know because FOX NOISE started the Muslin terrorist meme and the rest of the MSM followed their lead again.

The military trial will censor.

CYA!

[madinmaryland]

1. Klinger never tried to kill anyone.

Even if that was his motive, why kill everyone?

[sarge43]

4. No, he didn't have to kill anyone.

Put on weight, big ass ugly face tat, wet the bed, get smart ass with superiors, go AWOL, steal something, just flat don't do the job. Wouldn't been pretty, but it's better than that leather noose at Leavenworth or those Leathernecks who guard the place. They won't take kindly to an officer who shot up fellow enlisted.

[yellowcanine]

2. My favorite Klinger caper was when he started to eat a Jeep.

[dugaresa]

5. i remember that, it was hysterical

i loved that one crazy Colonel that used to jump out windows to disappear.

[yellowcanine]

6. Ah yes. Colonel Flagg, the CIA officer. He once accused Frank Burns of being a communist because

he read Reader's Digest - pointing out that all one had to do was remove a few letters and it became "Red" Digest.

[madinmaryland]

7. Colonel Flagg! He was a classic!

[bobburgster]

3. Good theory, but here is another....

they are calling him a terrorist, amd building up his attempted contacts with Al Queda all so they throw it up as evidence that America is less safe under Obama.

[madinmaryland]

8. If sure Fox Noise and the Right wing chatter machine will start using

that to point out that we are less safe under Obama.