Mid-life crisis?

[Uben]

After being married for 42 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19 year old gal.
Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 61-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.’
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 19-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.




I found this tidbit on the net and laughed my ass off. Older women sure know their stuff!

[dana_b]

1. haha! that is good! but...

it just proves that some guys aren't as good at math as they think.
42 years + 19 years = 61. How is that mid-life? unless he expects to make it to 122 y.o. ;)

[Burma Jones]

2. The first 25 years don't count.......

[dana_b]

3. ah - got it n/t

[seabeyond]

4. sound more like one of those stupid jokes old men tell that is really about

putting woman in place, even though they give the credit to woman for being so creative.

both my father in law and father like to tell younger women these stupid "jokes"

he provided all this for her.... she didnt do shit to earn? and she dared to get old, but he is letting her know, 19 yr old hot stuff is preferred

ha ha

[Dreamer Tatum]

6. Lighten up, Francis nt

[seabeyond]

8. ya, listen to old farts tell that joke for a couple three decades.... nt

[intheflow]

5. Reminds me of that old Sophie Tucker joke:

Sophie's boyfriend, Ernie, told her that when he turned 80 he was going to marry a 20 year old girl.

Sophie told him, that when she turned 80 she was going to marry a 20 year old boy because......

"20 goes into 80 a hellava lot more than 80 goes into 20."

[valerief]

7. LOL!!

:rofl:

[question everything]

9. Funny (nt)