Monday's a Mal-eloquent Maniac . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Fed Dreck is thinking, "President Beck. Supreme-Super Beck. His Vast Eminence. Beck the Levitant. Beck the Precipice! Buddha Beck, for Christ's sake! . . . Geez, there are so many other names to call me than what my bed-wetting, squirt-in-their-drawers critics call me. . . . . That's all they can do . . .Call nasty names. . . . The little shit-eaters."

[Rosa Luxemburg]

1. bags under his eyes

does he have a heart problem?

[Christa]

2. Dick with eyes. nt

[skip fox]

3. Fed Dreck is "thinking": "What did Obermann mean when he called me a

'Chowderhead'? After he said it he had this nasty laugh, but I always liked chowder. It reminds me of a cold day in my mom's kitchen. . . . Maybe he meant that I had, like, family values or something."

[skip fox]

4. Fed Dreck is scheming: "First I take over O'Reilly's slot and make him a

drive-by interviewer for ME and send him out on demeaning assignments. . . . Then, I take over Rush's three-hour slot and have him by my go-fer and send him out for sky-hooks and stuff. . . . Then I take over Obama's slot and make him my Postmaster and give him tons of mail to carry. . . . Then . . ."