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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 09:49 AM
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Robber emasculates himself
Pretoria, SOUTH AFRICA - An armed robber who attacked 12 people in a house in Queenswood, Pretoria, and threatened to shoot them "one by one", shot his own penis off with his stolen firearm.

Another robber was shot dead on the scene.

The injured robber had hidden the firearm in the front of his trousers. When he removed the weapon, a shot went off by accident, hitting him in the groin.

According to an informed source at the scene, this robber's injury was so severe that doctors would not have been able to re-attach his penis.


http://www.news24.com/Content/SouthAfrica/News/1059/2810d00db8024649a8c3bdc112d1da0f/08-11-2009-10-57/Robber_emasculates_himself
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 09:50 AM
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1. dick.
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dwilso40641 Donating Member (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 09:52 AM
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3. Dickless
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 10:05 AM
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7. lulz!
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Nye Bevan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 09:52 AM
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2. Darwin! Darwin! Darwin!
(I just hope he does not already have children).
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 09:54 AM
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4. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 09:54 AM
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5. That had to hurt.
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 09:54 AM
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6. He realized that it was, in fact, the Penis that had made him so irrational. This happens to me.
But not in the same way. :P
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 10:07 AM
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8. I've heard of the little head doing the thinking, but taking a bullet?!
Ouch.
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-09-09 10:09 AM
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9. Any chance his name was Plaxico?...nt
Sid
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