"Get yer gobble on," . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Fed Dreck is saying, "Whatever you imagine, America, it's worse. If you imagine socialism, think slave labor and cloning farms. If you imagine governmental control of information, think Skinner implants that shock your cortex if you begin to question anything! If you imagine nationalized health terror, think of your children forced to live on bio-farms where their stem cells and organs are periodically harvested. . . . It might sound crazy to you now, America, but remember . . . once upon a time Chicken Little sounded crazy too!!!!"

[CitizenLeft]

1. for a second, I thought you were serious...

...missed the magic word "caption"

:rofl:

[skip fox]

2. The CAPTION is created, but Head Wreck is a hard man to satirize.

Truth's delineations are crazily re calibrated every other week. And sometimes I make something up one week and he seems to plagiarize its audacity the next, countering broad satire with flat-faced mendacity and an expectation of credulity. Go figure.

[CitizenLeft]

4. ". . . once upon a time Chicken Little sounded crazy too!!!!"

Perfect! :applause:

[Warpy]

3. Sorry, I can no longer look at those pictures without

thinking of the riff Jon Stewart did on him. It was that perfect.

My only ideas for captions from now on will be drowned out by, "Jon Stewart, heh heh heh."

[HopeHoops]

5. "That last enema was GREAT!"

"I wish I could be back in the hospital before Obamacare ruins the enema experience!"

[skip fox]

6. " . . . they keep calling me things like 'Nazi' or 'crazy' or 'wacked out.' But

that's all they can seem to do. Instead of just calling me names I wish the little communist bed-wetters and mommy's stink-finger, little boys would have the guts to address my issues. . . . Like why they're aberrant examples of humanity, potty-mouth, little trolls of dubious parentage!!!!"

[skip fox]

7. "And that's my new bumpersticker, America: 'If It Don't Stink, You Ain't Thinking!'

Pretty snappy, you bet. . . . What do my critics mean when they say I'm not deep? . . . What could they possibly mean?"

[skip fox]

8. "You know what, America? I'm taking harp lessons so I can be ready for the big RAPTURE!!!

Heck, I ain't no dummy."

[skip fox]

9. "Like if it involves prescription drugs you can't really get addicted you're just

better an smarter than you usually are and can think and talk faster so people look at you strange but you're really just more of yourself and a lot more to do 'cause these plan just keep popping up in your mind like how to dry off dolphins after drowning or how to form a library of snow-mobiles in your back-room or important things like that and wondering if the sun has to come up everyday or to let yourself off early on even numbered days so you can take more pills because if they come from a prescription even if it wasn't your own you can't really get addicted just more like yourself . . ."