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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-08-09 09:41 AM
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Having a baby is messy , it takes a long time, and it hurts like hell
Edited on Sun Nov-08-09 09:44 AM by SoCalDem
BUT

when it's all over , you have this cute little baby, and it's worth the trouble


This kind of the way legislation works.

There's drama
there are tears
there are swear words
it takes forever
it's painful
but in the end, sometimes at least

you end up with something worthwhile

and if it's not what you expected or it misbehaves , you can send it to its room for a time out, and then correct the problems

but without the trouble to GET the baby, you have nothing but an empty crib and some folded blankets

edited to add a "special" thank you to Uggo's pal


:rofl:
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panader0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-08-09 09:46 AM
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1. Please excuse the following limerick
There once was a woman who begat
Three babies named Nat, Tat and Pat
It was fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
When she found there was no tit for Tat.

Somehow your post made me remember that.
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Dennis Donovan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-08-09 09:48 AM
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2. I rec'd to counter Uggo...
:thumbsup:
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-08-09 09:54 AM
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3. You hate gays and women!
At least that is what some here are saying about those of us who are happy that the bill passed.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-08-09 10:03 AM
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4. I stay away from "those" threads
drama overload :)
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-08-09 10:07 AM
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5. Robert Klein Once Said...
If a man wants to experience what childbirth is like...try shitting a watermellon.
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