How do I sign up for the DU purse making classes?

[Stinky The Clown]

And where do I go to buy the prerequisite sow's ears?

[rwheeler31]

1. I want a pony.

[HughMoran]

3. I want a mule.

[HughMoran]

4. I want an ass.

[HughMoran]

5. I want a donkey

[dflprincess]

6. Really?

I wanted access to health care. Instead all I got was a mandate telling me I have to continue to send money to Cigna for a crappy, high deductible (though not as high as this bill allows) policy that makes access to care unaffordable.

[Stinky The Clown]

7. You gotta shovel the shit if I get ya one. Got that, Skippy?

[Sebastian Doyle]

2. I believe there's a DLC online store you can buy them from

Just don't go there without AdBlock Plus on your browser or you'll get a lot of pop up ads from Blue Cross, Cigna, and United Health Care.

[madrchsod]

8. would that be a pig in the poke?

[BeHereNow]

9. Well first you gotta buy some lipstick to put on the pig...

parade it around as if it were the next winning contestant
on American Idol Politics, slaughter it, and then you have the ears.
Someone will then contact you about the classes.
BHN