My message for busybody social conservatives:

[Kievan Rus]

If you don't like abortion, DON'T GET ONE! If you don't like porn, DON'T LOOK AT IT! If you don't like certain kinds of music, DON'T LISTEN TO IT! If you don't like certain television shows, DON'T WATCH THEM! If you don't like gay marriage, DON'T HAVE ONE! If you don't like alcohol, DON'T DRINK IT! If you don't like science, DON'T STUDY IT! If you don't like feminism, MARRY A WOMAN THAT ISN'T A FEMINIST! If you don't like diversity, STAY IN YOUR 98% WHITE-PROTESTANT NEIGHBORHOODS AND WORKPLACES. If you don't like liberal Christianity, DON'T GO TO A LIBERAL CHURCH! If you don't like Islam, DON'T GO TO A MOSQUE!

Rant over.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

1. You forgot one ;)

Being a gungeoneer, I have to add:
If you don't like guns, don't buy one.

K&R eom.

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. Can I add - you are obviously damaged goods. GET SOME HELP (pref. out of the US)