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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-07-09 07:20 PM
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I certainly believe in a Superior Being.
I have to go open the door for him every time he barks to get in or out.
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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-07-09 07:21 PM
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1. Wait till you have a baby
Then you will know who is the boss of you :popcorn:
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-07-09 08:02 PM
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8. Well...I AM 65.
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Desertrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-07-09 07:22 PM
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2. heh heh...
Edited on Sat Nov-07-09 07:22 PM by Desertrose
:evilgrin:

:hi:Jackpine
:loveya: DR
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-07-09 08:00 PM
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6. Hi DR
Haven't seen you around in ages. How's life in AZ?
:loveya: back.
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-07-09 08:01 PM
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7. The babies were easier than the Scottie...aka, The Princess. n/t
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-07-09 07:22 PM
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3. hehe
I'm owned too.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-07-09 07:24 PM
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4. Before I read your message, I was thinking
that the only two types of worship that ever made any sense to me are sun worship (unlike an invisible hovering deity, we know the sun actually exists and brings us good things and makes life possible), and cat worship. The Egyptians were on to something, in my view. I happily do the bidding of my fuzzy feline overlords, and I'm sure it's the same w/ you dog people. :)
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BanzaiBonnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-07-09 07:24 PM
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5. ONE of our Superior Beings
Understands passive resistance. Whenever he doesn't want to do something... he drops in a puddle on the floor. 60 pounds of dead weight is a bitch to move.

But we must maintain our resolve to get him to do what we want, so we resort to tricks. Food motivates.
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elocs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-08-09 09:58 AM
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9. A superior being what? n/t
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