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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-06-09 04:04 AM
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Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)
A bird dropping a piece of bread onto outdoor machinery has been blamed for a technical fault at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this week which saw significant overheating in sections of the mighty particle-punisher's subterranean 27-km supercooled magnetic doughnut.

According to scientists at the project, had the LHC been operational - it is scheduled to recommence beaming later this month - the snag would have caused it to fail safe and shut down automatically. This would put the mighty machine out of action for a few days while it was restarted, but there would be no repeat of the catastrophic damage suffered last September. On that occasion, an electrical connection in the circuit itself failed violently, causing a massive liquid-helium leak and knock-on damage along hundreds of metres of magnets.

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However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the CERN control centre and describes himself as "LHC Machine Coordinator and General Dogsbody" later confirmed that there had indeed been a problem. Lamont, briefing reporters at the control room yesterday, told the Reg that machinery on the surface - the LHC accelerator circuit itself is buried deep beneath the Franco-Swiss border outside Geneva - had suffered a fault caused by "a bit of baguette on the busbars", thought perhaps to have been dropped by a bird.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/05/lhc_bread_bomb_dump_incident/

Sabotage by birds. First jets and now this. When will DHS declare them to be terrorists?
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Overseas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-06-09 04:09 AM
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1. Quite a bizarre story. K&R.//nt
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-06-09 06:49 AM
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2.  I blame the Higgs Bosun
Based on the theorY that the LHC destroys the universe as we know it, and we're just lucky enough to be living in the parallel one where this hasn't happened yet. Or maybe the idea that time travellers from the future are sabotaging it so that it can't come on line and wreak havoc. Or maybe the idea that the universe won't allow itself to be destroyed, and that time ripples are causing damage to prevent it.

Physicists are weird.
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-06-09 06:50 AM
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3. what is GOD trying to say?
LEAVE MY PARTICLES ALONE!
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HamdenRice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-06-09 07:07 AM
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4. A bird? I thought it was future universe coming back trying to prevent the end of the universe
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MSchreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-06-09 07:07 AM
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5. I can see the headline now...
Edited on Fri Nov-06-09 07:08 AM by MSchreader
Bumbling Bird Bobbles Baguette, Buggers Busbars, Begets Black-Hole Bagel
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-06-09 07:14 AM
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6. DUzy! n/t
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