*** Let Them Eat DUzy's! 10/30/09 - 11/5/09 ***

[FlyingSquirrel]

(Previous awards may be found in my journal.)

Special thanks to:

alittlelark, alsame, Amerigo Vespucci, annabanana, Are_grits_groceries, blondeatlast, BrklynLiberal, ddeclue, Hestia, Kahuna, Lucy Goosey, malaise, and varelse for their invaluable assistance with this edition.

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Thanks to all for your help!

OP by Kurovski

Fan Club Newsletter of America's Favorite Cartoon Character (with centerfold preview.)


(Please follow link, OP is too long to repost here)


And see below for Visual Achievement Awards from this thread


GD, 10/30/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6892877

On a thread by n2doc :

'First Bank of Antimatter' Issues Anti-Money


Arctic Dave : Does this mean I earn anti-money by screwing off?

Because if thats the case, heeellllo anti millionaire.


GD, 10/30/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6893159

On a thread by Botany :

Would Dick Cheney's memory of Val Plame come back if waterboarded?


NYC_SKP : Yes, but do NOT use Holy Water.

Or he'll, you know, like vaporize or turn to dust.

:P


pscot : Twenty minutes

with Jesse Ventura should do the trick.


bleever : Well, if we didn't get the answer we wanted, we could just keep doing it.

I mean, that was his logic, right?


GD, 10/30/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6893847

On a thread by alsame :

White House Halloween: Two Events, 2,000 Kids, & A 1,000 Pound Presidential Pumpkin


whistler162 : And Gallagher ISN'T invited!


TwilightGardener : LOL at the pumpkin. Looks like a giant flabby butt to me.


And see below for a Visual Achievement Award from this thread


GD, 10/31/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=8725090

OP by PretzelWarrior :

When Obama salutes the military, goes to church or hands out candy, he makes me mad

I am a die hard conservative who is absolutely positive Barack Hussein Obama is a Manchurian Candidate Muslim terrorist Marxist Communist Fascist dictator. Also, he wasn't born in the United States. And his dad was a black panther or something. The point is, I really really really cannot process facts and information such as when he engages in all American activities.

Don't people know it's all an act? He is just hyperventilating at the chance to rob all of us Americans of our hard earned dollars so we can get "affordable" health care. Can you imagine the waits for procedures? I recently had to wait over 3 hours in an emergency room to have a doctor look at a noncritical issue I was having. Can you imagine how long I'll have to wait when the public option is here? Maybe 4 hours.

Barack Obama is proving he is simultaneously a warmonger (sending more troops to Afghanistan) and a flakey peacnik (continuing drawdown of US troops in Iraq).

Barack Obama is showing he is simultaneously a socialist control freak (trying to do more to regulate financial industry) and a willing pawn of the financial industry (continuing with bailouts of the banks started by Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke).

So, memo to Barack Obama: Stop saluting the flag, hugging your daughters, smiling and laughing with White House visitors, and for the love of God stop quoting the Bible. You're giving me a headache.

saltpoint : Plus I heard on the rightwing radio shows that all that candy was prayed

over by witches.


HopeOverFear : *TILT* TILT* TILT* TILT*


Clio the Leo : You left out....

"And stop staring at your wife as if you just met her yesterday! You're making it harder on all of the other married men in America who aren't perfect!"


GD, 11/01/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=8726559#8726559

[NYC_SKP]

1. Thanks for doing this! K and R!

:applause:

:bounce:

:patriot:

[ohheckyeah]

2. My very first DUzy.

Thanks!

[FlyingSquirrel]

5. Congrats.. it made me snicker :-)

:hi:

[ohheckyeah]

10. thanks n/t

[njrotc girl]

3. Coolies :F

I don't understand half of this yet I still find it very funny... Even though I'm merely a 14 year old who knows nothing of politics and never plan on learning what they are. :3 I enjoy being ignorant thankiez very much.

[FlyingSquirrel]

6. :-)

Let me be the first to reply to one of your posts!

:party:

[EFerrari]

4. Thank you, Flying Squirrel!

:hi:

[lunatica]

7. I made a duzy!!!!!

I feel so special!

[Arugula Latte]

8. Thank you for restoring the DUzys!

I feel like there is meaning in my life again. :D

:applause:

[FlyingSquirrel]

11. Hehehe now if you really want meaning in your life

take 'em over from me! lol jk I can take 'em over for awhile. Jeff did it for years didn't he?

[JeffR]

9. Woohoo!

:woohoo:

[Kurovski]

12. Thank you, FlyingSquirrel.

Your efforts are very much appreciated. :rofl:

[malaise]

13. How did I miss the DUzy thread

Great stuff!! :D