HE'S NOT DEAD!

[itsrobert]

Wow.

The killer is not dead.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Who? Elvis?

[Cali_Democrat]

24. HAHAHA

LOL

[bluestateguy]

2. Huh?

nt

[Barack_America]

3. I'll bite. Who isn't dead?

[Lagomorph]

4. details, man, details...

I don't do feigned shock anymore.

[Patsy Stone]

8. The shooter at Ft. Hood. nt

[Fleshdancer]

5. FT HOOD SHOOTER. I just assumed he was dead at the scene

Shooter is alive. Wow.

Good, hopefully we'll get answers.

[Common Sense Party]

Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

[underseasurveyor]

11. No he's still dead

[Common Sense Party]

34. Oh, good.

[Patsy Stone]

6. Wow.

Is right.

[underseasurveyor]

7. Jesus, Elvis, Kennedy? Who's not dead?

[charlie]

9. Pining for the fjords, etc, etc... n/t

[flvegan]

13. DUzy!

[HughMoran]

10. Wow, they've been reporting that he was dead for some time now

Interesting...

[AbbeyRoad]

12. Wtf?

That's weird.

[Mosby]

14. OMFG.

[Mira]

15. Makik Hasan the shooter in Fort Hood is not dead. Stable, and in the hospital.

those were the first words out of the mouth of General Cone at the long awaited press conference.

[gateley]

16. They haven't mentioned that on NBC/Brian Williams (watching now) -- where

did you hear that?

[MissB]

18. Presser on CNN

[Renew Deal]

17. Reagan?

[nonconformist]

19. .......

[BeatleBoot]

20. But when you play the records backwards...

You fool, that's Billy Shears.

[Texasgal]

21. Link?

Source?

[nonconformist]

26. Here

http://www.cnn.com/

CNN homepage.

[Texasgal]

39. Thank you

odd. Very odd.

[Fleshdancer]

31. it was from a live press conference

Here in Austin, The Office was interrupted for it on NBC.

[BootinUp]

22. They will be studying him for years.

[One of Many]

23. Likely

Post mortem in the near future

[BootinUp]

30. I suppose thats a reasonable assumption.

This case seems unusual though, I wonder if it would be handled quickly and all.

[Odin2005]

25. OMGWTF?

[RagAss]

27. Who Larry King.?..he looks embalmed to me.

[Nikki Stone1]

28. The Fort Hood shooter is alive

The media was told 5 hours ago that he was dead.

[rug]

29. He's alive!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbRPWUHM80M

[AllieB]

32. This is really getting weird. The army really controls information leaks.

[Canuckistanian]

33. I've only heard "he's been shot dead on the scene" about a dozen times

Nice accuracy there, MSM.

[spanone]

35. boy, the media is at the top of their game, eh?

[Cali_Democrat]

36. It's alive!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos2MnVxe-c

[icymist]

37. He's not dead. He's pinning for the fields.

Beautiful plumage, the African Blue....

[CTyankee]

38. yeah, but, isn't it "pining for the fjords" ???

sorry, it's the way I remember it...sorry...

[icymist]

40. Python purist!

Well excuuuussse me!

[spanone]

42. plumage don't enter into it, he's stoned dead

bleeding demised

[icymist]

45. No he's not. Look he just moved!

Better not open that cage door or he'll vrooom.....

[CTyankee]

52. I said I was SORRY!!! Twice...

Sorry again. It just struck me as so inane, a parrot from a place with fjords...

[Fuzz]

41. That's fucked up. He ain't ceased to be.

[Unrepentant Fenian]

43. Seems to be true. Here's a LINK....

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/05/texas.fort.hood.shootings/index.html

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

44. and the female cop who shot him and was reported killed is also alive

after surgery.

[thelordofhell]

46. And that kid wasn't in the balloon either

Media has just gone straight into the shitter.

[blondeatlast]

47. Wow; I just got home from my son's b-ball. Wow, just wow. nt

[Sebastian Doyle]

48. He's not dead

...until somebody sneaks into his hospital room and shoots an air bubble in his IV anyway.

[Jester Messiah]

49. He's gonna be.

But so, I suppose, are we all.

[cabluedem]

50. He will be. When he gets to Leavenworth, he'll have a nasty surpise in store. nt

Dead man Walking.

[proteus_lives]

51. What's levington refer to?

[madinmaryland]

53. Abe Vigoda is still alive, folks!