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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-05-09 02:01 PM
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Put a tourniquet on a Thursday . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!
Edited on Thu Nov-05-09 02:06 PM by skip fox


Fed Dreck is saying, "And last night, America, it came to me. . . . I shot straight up in bed and said to my shocked wife 'Obama is not the anti-Christ. He makes the anti-Christ look like Mother Teresa . . . . He's Judas selling Christ for a six-pack. He's the Roman soldier sneering as he drives the spikes through Christ's wrists. He's the snake slithering up to Eve with a snappy reptilian line and a human race to flush down the toilet. He's the plague!'. . . I tell you America, he's all this and more! . . . Not to mention that he's a paranoid, bald-faced liar for saying Fox is after him!!!! . . . Whatever is he smoking?"
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-05-09 02:04 PM
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1. Guess Glenn forgot
his nightly medication.

Why does this idiot deserve a TV show?
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-05-09 02:08 PM
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2. I thought he was in the hospital having his head surgically removed from his ass.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-05-09 02:15 PM
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3. They released him. "Ass rejected head" written on his chart.
:)
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-05-09 02:29 PM
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4. lol
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-05-09 03:42 PM
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5. "I just farted the 2nd Amendment!"
And he got it wrong!
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