He's BACK!!! - Ted Haggard To Lead Church

[DearAbby]

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — Ted Haggard, who was dismissed from the mega church he founded after a man alleged a cash-for-sex relationship with him, plans to lead people in worship again.

The pastor told The Gazette he is holding a "prayer meeting" Nov. 12 in his living room in Colorado Springs but said it would also be correct to call it a church.

Haggard says he has no goals of building something like New Life Church, which began with about 25 people in his basement in 1985 and grew to thousands of members.

Haggard resigned from the church in 2006 after a Denver man said Haggard paid him for sex.

The gathering Nov. 12 will include music, an offering to New Life Church and a talk from Haggard about the power of prayer.


Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/04/ted-haggard-to-lead-churc_n_346408.html&cp

[givemebackmycountry]

1. The power of prayer.

Meth.
It's a hell of a drug.

[Horse with no Name]

2. Will you mind just writing

GLENN BECK SUFFERED....once again. It warms the cockles of my heart.
As for Ted Haggard?
Fool me once, fool you twice, you can't fool me again....or something like that!

[Angry Dragon]

4. GLENN BECK SUFFERED.........feel better

[Horse with no Name]

6. Makes a nice lullaby

GLENN BECK SUFFERED GREATLY
ALTHOUGH NOT NEARLY ENOUGH LATELY
I pray for gangrene
Cause the vile bastard is so mean!

[DearAbby]

5. You're gonna buuuuuurn for that....

:rofl:

[Horse with no Name]

7. I'm prepared!

[Rosa Luxemburg]

3. Jesus!

[Nikki Stone1]

8. Anyone who follows this idiot deserves what they get.

...

[Blue_In_AK]

9. Is he all heterosexual now? n/t

[charlie]

10. Hell fucking yeah

He's declared his heterosexuality categorically. No ifs, ands, or buts. He's also owned up to his attraction to men, but that's a squirmy, Satanic part of his psyche quashed by the Power of the LAWD. So, if you think because bulging pecs makes him weak-kneed he a might be a homo, the Almighty Himself will want a word with you.

[DearAbby]

11. kick

[edbermac]

12. Ted just can't wait to get back down on his knees.

:7

[Catshrink]

13. Guess he needs that tax exemption again.

Unless he's a "church" he doesn't get that status -- and it must be lucrative for him.

[hatrack]

14. "Cock of Ages, stuck in me . . good thing thaaaaaat I'm now Gay-Free!!"

:puke:

[DearAbby]

15. You're gonna buuuuuurn for that....

[Vickers]

16. Looks like the degayification was a success!!!

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