and now for something completely different, jesus appears on a truck window

[Mari333]

Jonesborough resident Jim Stevens admits he’s not a particularly religious person, but even he is awed by what he has seen nearly every morning for the last couple of weeks on the driver’s side window of his Isuzu pickup truck.

It was two weeks ago today that an image, resembling the face of Jesus, made its first appearance on the window. Stevens, who said he has a “bum shoulder,” was having friends from Rogersville help move some items. He entered his truck from the passenger’s side to put his drink inside the vehicle. He said when he went around the truck to the driver’s side, the image was there. Initially, Stevens said he figured the image would go away and that would be the end of it.




















http://www.johnsoncitypress.com/News/article.php?ID=72125

[JuniperLea]

1. That's not Jesus... it's the lead singer for Deep Purple!

Edited to say... I bet it's fake. Too perfect. They are never this perfect.

I wonder what Jesus would think, if he were real, about his "followers" pulling crap like this.

[Brickbat]

17. Dude, that's Ted Neely, not Ian Gillan

Ian Gillan was the soundtrack Jesus.

[JuniperLea]

18. Dude... shhhhh....

I know, but he doesn't look a damn thing like Jesus... and it's the same character, same play... there are so few of us who would know:) And the album Jesus kicked ass!

I played Jesus' chick, Mary, in my college production of same... I did Hair too... I did stage direction for Godspell... silly little cartoon play that it was.



I think Halford would have been a killer Jesus too...



Tall, bald Jesus... with a high note that could split your face open!

[SpiralHawk]

2. "Cool" - BJ

[Journeyman]

3. That's not Jesus, it's the Zig-Zag Man, sans chapeau . . .

[MineralMan]

4. Put a little Windex.

That'll fix it.

[DearAbby]

5. Looking at that photo, I WAS HEALED

but I have to figure out what ailment I was suffering from. ::: DearAbby deep in thought::: take that Benny Hinn!

[Journeyman]

6. How do you know you've been healed by Benny Hinn? . . .

There's a palm print on your forehead and fingerprints in your wallet where your money used to be.

[DearAbby]

10. Snarf

:rofl:

[Kermitt Gribble]

7. I'll bet the fundies

are offering him loads of cash for that rapturemobile.

[noamnety]

8. eh, that's nothing

dogs playing poker appeared in the dirt of this guy's car:

[baldguy]

9. Call me when he's driving the truck.

[Individualist]

11. Someone needs to remind him that no one knows what Jesus looked like.

[dflprincess]

12. I just don't understand why, in this day and age,

if Jesus or the Virgin Mary don't want to make an appearance, they don't suddenly pop up next to Matt Lauer or behind him in the window the Today Show has.

They really need to get better PR people. Car windows and food is just so 19th Century.

[Tesha]

20. If {he'd} come today, {he} could have reached the whole nation --

Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication!

Tesha

[Curtland1015]

13. Wow. Thanks for the HELP, Jesus.

Maybe the next time someone asks me for help, I'll just mail them a picture of myself.

...lazy messiah.

[Lucian]

14. Slow news day?

:shrug:

[RagAss]

15. Somewhere in his neighborhood there's a 15 year old kid with some talent and a sense of humor.

[upi402]

16. that's the Zig Zag man in dope smoke silhouette n/t

[cynatnite]

19. Why do they always look like movie Jesus? n/t

[Tesha]

21. 'Cause if they looked like a Palestinian, somebody'd call Homeland Security! (NT)