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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-04-09 05:32 PM
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Wanna know how stupid some dentists are?
I thought that'd grab your attention...dental threads are among the most-viewed here at DU.

I can't help but share this with you-all:

So Philadelphia Magazine, a slowly-failing shell-of-its-former-self sent out a letter to all the dentists who practice in the Delaware Valley, a 5-county region with an enormous population....I don't know, 4-5 million at least? the letter contained a declaration that next year, there'd be an issue entitled "Best Dentists" since the "Best Doctors" issue sells so well and gets a lot of advertising....from doctors, who place ads which look suspiciously like the award pages...such as THEY are.

Anyway, the rules are that we can nominate anyone who we 'think' is a good dentist including, of course, dental specialists. We can't obviously, vote for ourselves.

Fair enough...it's whole lotta shit...but this is what passes for journalism/infotainment these days. I'm nothing if not pragmatic.

So guess what happened. 3 days later I get this mailing from this horribly self-promoting dental specialist which reads:


Dear Friend and Colleague:

My name has been submitted to Philadelphia Magazine for their upcoming inaugural Top Dentists Survey. I would consider it a personal acknowledgment if you would submit a vote in my behalf. You can do so by clicking on the following link: www.phillymag.com/dentists.

Please do so as soon as possible as the balloting must be completed by November 20th. Your continued support is greatly appreciated.

Warm regards,


XXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX




I mean: What a Dick! What an egocentric lunatic....like he was one of just a few instead of from a gigantic mailing list.

So I e-mailed him:

Dear XXXXXXXX,


Thank you so much for your communication. Interestingly, of the hundreds of local dentists whom I know personally from many years of teaching, collegial events, and the chairing of two tri-state dental societies, all of whom were approached by the Magazine, you are the only person who had the temerity to solicit a vote. That fact in and of itself is remarkable and for that reason, have decided that I would not recommend you for anything ever again, including admittance to a fallout shelter if the Bomb were dropped.

Most sincerely yours,

(PCIntern)


As they say: Have you ever???
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Viking12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-04-09 05:35 PM
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1. I say you nominate Orly!
Vote for Orly! Dentist of the Year!
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-04-09 05:36 PM
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2. Great idea...
I'm going back to the list...!

thanks!!!
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-04-09 05:51 PM
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5. Dentist/Realtor/Lawyer AND Black Belt
How could she not win?
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-04-09 05:41 PM
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3. Can we vote for you or is this an internal/dentist only vote...n/t
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-04-09 05:42 PM
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4. Internal only...
Edited on Wed Nov-04-09 05:43 PM by PCIntern
need codes and shit...sorry...thanks anyway!!!
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-04-09 06:28 PM
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6. LOL! Your letter gets an A. It would have gotten an A+ if you had called him an assclown.
:rofl:
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-04-09 06:31 PM
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7. You anti-dentite bastard.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-04-09 07:01 PM
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8. Possibly the greatest Seinfeld evah...
not b/c of the dentist aspect, but the interweaving of all the sub-plots was pure genius
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