OMG the funniest headline of the campaign season (Gohmerts backyard)

[Horse with no Name]

"Vote Makes Winona Wet"
:wow::rofl::spray:
http://tylerpaper.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091104/ELECTIONS/911039980

[MilesColtrane]

1. Winona apparently appreciates a good polling.

[Soylent Brice]

3. i think i just burst a blood vessel in my eye from laughing.

[underseasurveyor]

4. OOOOOOOOHH Shit!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Buzz Clik]

5. Just the anticipation...

[alfredo]

2. A classic! Send that in to Jay Leno.

[TexasObserver]

6. I thought shoplifting did that for her.

Oh, the little town in Texas.

Never mind.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

7. TYler and all of SMith county is DRY.

Except for Winona.
THere are 200,000 people in metro Tyler and it's dry. Thanks to the Babtists and their no-fun zone.

[derby378]

8. I've driven through Winona a few times in the past

Dinky little town between Tyler and Winona on State Highway 155. Never saw more than a few businesses there. Population 582 as of 2000.

Winona could use all the cheer it can get.

[SpookyCat]

9. That's...I...I have no words.

About a million jokes, but none of them appropriate...

:rofl:

[Horse with no Name]

10. Oh cum on!

;)

[SpookyCat]

12. ROFLMAO!!!

:toast:

[appal_jack]

11. They call it social lubricant for a reason...

Glad that sweet little Winona is enjoying new prospects.

k&r for the funniest thing I've read all day.

-app