New for November -- it's the DU Bumper Sticker Slogan Contest!

[EarlG]

Some of you may have been wondering what happened to the October edition of the T-Shirt Slogan Contest. Well, first of all you should know that our Cafe Press store is not a big money-maker for DU and, after handing out prizes for each month's slogan contest, we were lucky to break even. Figure in the time and effort it took to make the designs, and it was quickly becoming not worth it to run the contest each month.

But the contest was fun and people enjoyed taking part, so I held off on last month's edition and decided to come up with something new that was a bit easier to maintain, and not quite so costly to operate.

So with great fanfare I now present...

The DU Bumper Sticker Slogan Contest (November 2009 Edition)

The DU Bumper Sticker Slogan Contest will run on the first Tuesday of every month.

HOW IT WORKS

• If you've got a great idea for a slogan that you think would work well on a bumper sticker, post it in reply to this thread.


• The Admins will go through all of the entries and pick our ten favorites.


• On Wednesday we'll post a poll of the top picks where you can vote for your favorite slogan.


• On Thursday we'll announce the three winners, create bumper stickers from the winning slogans, and add them to the DU Store.

THE PRIZES

• If your slogan is voted one of the top three and added to the DU Store, you'll win a free bumper sticker with your slogan on it.

TIPS FOR SUCCESS

• Slogans about politics are good (this is a political website after all!)


• Slogans about current events are good


• Funny is good


• Keep it short and sweet - remember, your slogan has to fit on a bumper sticker!


• Slogans do not have to be specifically related to Democratic Underground

Select slogans from previous contests have been added to the new
Democratic Underground Bumper Sticker Store where they are available for $4.99 each.

http://www.cafepress.com/du_store">

To visit the store, http://www.cafepress.com/du_store">click here!

[damntexdem]

1. If corporations are persons, why wasn't Ken Lay tried for murder?

[Techn0Girl]

93. Fox News. It's Doubleplusgood!

[groovedaddy]

2. Democracy - It's up to us!

[PretzelWarrior]

3. If you're not outraged, you probably have normal blood pressure

[PretzelWarrior]

4. Health Care is a Basic Human Right

[GodlessBiker]

5. Marriage Equality = Social Stability

[PretzelWarrior]

6. Democrats for Palin 2012

[The Straight Story]

7. Sex Ed Teachers - wonder why they are all Liberal? (nt)

[Hissyspit]

8. "Where Is The Birth Certificate?

We Have To Prove Glenn Beck Is Human!"


"Where Is The Birth Certificate? We Have To Prove Sarah Palin Is Human!"

"Where Is The Birth Certificate? We Have To Prove Michelle Bachman Is Human!"

etc.

[Hissyspit]

9. "Fox News - Fairly Imbalanced"

[Robb]

10. "I do not recall."

underneath:

-- Dick Cheney, Alberto Gonzales, Larry Craig... etc. etc. all the way to Reagan. :D

[krispos42]

17. "I Do Not Recall"

And underneath:

"The distinctive cry of the Republicus Corruptus Maximus"

[Arugula Latte]

11. "I Won A Bumper Sticker Contest On DU and All I Got Was This Bumper Sticker With My Slogan On It"

No? :shrug:

[Lochloosa]

40. +1

[L. Coyote]

75. Good one. Can you shorten that a bit?

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

12. SOCIALISTS ARE UNDER MY BED

DOING UNIMAGINABLE THINGS TO MY DUST BUNNIES!

[elmerdem]

13. Republicans:

too busy judging people to help them.


Democrats: too busy helping people to judge them.

[NoSheep]

36. I like yours!

[The Straight Story]

14. Palin/Cheyney Hunting together? You Betcha! (nt)

[Altoid_Cyclist]

15. This is too long, but what the hell.

Give Me HealthCareReform or Give Me Death

[PretzelWarrior]

16. Barack Hussein Obama. MMM...MMM..MMM

for those who don't get it--the NJ elememtary school song.

[PretzelWarrior]

18. Rapture = Less Traffic for Me

[howmad1]

19. Republicans - The party of NO!

No leaders, No ideas, No Morals

[krispos42]

20. "Jesus Hussein Christ?"

Without an original birth certificate, we'll never know

[DearAbby]

21. WHILE LIEBERMAN DITHERS - 122 AMERICANS DIED TODAY

[dhpgetsit]

22. I'm for Single-Payer, and I Vote!

[lame54]

23. Owning a Gun is a Right - Having a Bullet Removed is a Privilege

[Brickbat]

24. +1.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

33. That's a really good slogan for much needed HCR! +1

If you can afford to have a bullet removed, indeed you are privileged! At a deeper level though, it highlights the Right to Arms - which of course exists to fulfil and defend the prexisting inalienable Right to Life. The comparison comes ih here... I'sn't adequate healthcare the defense and preservation of the 'Right to Life'? I see several posts about slogans directly saying healthcare is a basic right, but yours alludes to that concept ever so subtly. You raise an excellent point, sir!

[lame54]

54. .

[FarLeftFist]

56. I actually want that bumper sticker

[TommyO]

86. It's long, but so spot on!

[Unrepentant Fenian]

104. This one gets my vote !

[gtar100]

107. +1

The irony of truth.

[Sheepshank]

25. You're life's a mess?

Grab a mop!

[mopinko]

38. i was just gonna say-

just plain

grab a mop

[lame54]

41. Grab a Mop - Your Teabag's Dripping

[mopinko]

64. ooooo.

that's good.

[The Straight Story]

26. Right to life starts with healthcare for all (nt)

[TheCowsCameHome]

27. GOP - An endangered specie not worth saving.

[PretzelWarrior]

28. Honk if you hate noise pollution

[PretzelWarrior]

30. Rush Limbaugh is destroying your mind

[TheCowsCameHome]

29. Today's GOP - Nuts homegrown in the USA

[TheCowsCameHome]

31. My political party isn't owned by teabaggers

[PretzelWarrior]

32. FoxNews is Propaganda

[TheCowsCameHome]

34. Palin - The new way to spell Incompetence

[TheCowsCameHome]

35. The Conservative Alphabet - N,O.

[pleah]

37. END the WARS for OIL!

[Lochloosa]

39. Joe Lied Option Died

[PretzelWarrior]

46. this one's good (or in modern DU parlance +500!!)

[FarLeftFist]

42. Republicans are A**holes

[FarLeftFist]

43. Pro-Palin Anarchist

[FarLeftFist]

44. Fox News Lies, America Dies [maybe next to a medical symbol]

[FarLeftFist]

45. I survived the Bush administration (or regime)

[FarLeftFist]

47. Rush Limbaugh has medical insurance...That's all that matters.

[FarLeftFist]

48. My VP never shot someone in the face. Vote Democrat.

[FarLeftFist]

49. Conservatism is class warfare.

[FarLeftFist]

50. Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Vote Democrat.

[PretzelWarrior]

51. Hate is not a Family Value

[PretzelWarrior]

52. Courage is Patriotic.

[FarLeftFist]

53. RIP GOP [using the RUN DMC logo]

[lame54]

55. I Miss Bush - There's Nothing Funny About Obama

[berni_mccoy]

57. GOP Health Care: Don't Get Sick

[FarLeftFist]

58. Republicans are not healthy for children or other living things

[Plucketeer]

59. GOP Bummer Sticker

:evilfrown: HEALTH - we don't - CARE! :evilfrown:

[FarLeftFist]

60. Teabagging is not healthy for children or other living things

[The Straight Story]

61. bush still sucks (nt)

[Plucketeer]

62. Turn the GOP over to the Three Stooges......

Beck, Limbaugh and Palin. :crazy::crazy::crazy:

[PretzelWarrior]

63. Comedians for Palin 2012. PLEAAASEE!

[PretzelWarrior]

65. GOP Health Care: "Walk It Off!"

[Javaman]

66. Want to end war? Domesticate Humans. nt

[Voice for Peace]

67. Peace is Possible

[PretzelWarrior]

68. Don't give in to fear

[rug]

69. I Wanted Health Care And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

[Brigid]

70. Here's my entry:

Republican Health Care Plan: "Let Them Eat Advil."

[sofa king]

71. First, we'll fix this mess...

[janet118]

72. Save the Middle Class

Health Care, Jobs, Education

[struggle4progress]

73. Run, Sarah, run! Run away!

[struggle4progress]

74. Be Pale and Quailin with Quayle and Palin 2012

[L. Coyote]

76. I'm distracted by bumper stickers.

[alterfurz]

77. We're all here because we're not all there

and/or

Don't believe everything you think

(sorry, just an old DFH here, can't help it!)

[L. Coyote]

78. DEMs have better recall.

With a picture of an elephant maybe?

[L. Coyote]

79. Bush Junta = Only Four Trillion in Losses

[Zomby Woof]

80. DemocraticUnderground.com:

"Giving the Public an Option since 2001"

('Public' and 'Option' would be colored differently to highlight them)

[HopeHoops]

81. If you can read this, you're too well educated to watch Glenn Beck!

If you can read this, you're too well educated to watch Glenn Beck!

Expected Freeper version: f u cn rd ds u r 2 smt 2 wtch k dbrmn

Yes, the "dbrmn" is intentional. Some time ago, I saw a post somewhere mentioning "Keith Doberman".

[Grassy Knoll]

82. " GET OLIGARHY , MORANS "

or " GOT OLIGARHY ? "

or " OLIGARHY IS FOR MORANS "

[RagAss]

83. The War on Terror is Over....Wall Street Won !

[lildreamer316]

84. "Do you D.U.?"

I know it doesn't really say anything; but I have had it in my head for about four years. Worth a try.
I also wanted to add a smaller "democraticunderground.com" underneath, but it may be too much.

[Catshrink]

98. Or steal this: Do the DU

we'd probably get sued by Mountain Dew.

[rucky]

85. DU Makes You Smarter Than You Actually Are

[TheCowsCameHome]

87. Real patriots don't do tea parties.

[Hawkeye-X]

88. Joe Lieberman is a Traitor - He's the one holding up YOUR health care

'Nuff said.

[ThatsMyBarack]

89. FOX = Full of Xcrement

I've said it so many times, it oughta be a bumper sticker! ;)

[Gamey]

90. Beck's Crying Waters My Laughter Garden

Beck's Crying Waters Laughter Gardens

Beck's Tears Water My Laughter Garden

Glenn Becks's Tears Water Laughter Gardens

etc. variations

[Gamey]

91. Glenn Beck Cries More Than A 5th Grader

[Change or Revolution]

92. WAR IS FEUDAL

[ThatsMyBarack]

123. Welcome to Change or Revolution!

:hi:

[Catshrink]

94. I got my country back!

I got my country back!
(The Bush-Cheney nightmare is over)

[Catshrink]

95. Protect the Constitution

Vote Democratic

[Catshrink]

96. No one ever went to war over windmills.

No one ever went to war over windmills.
Support alternative energy development.

[Techn0Girl]

97. The GOP. Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others

[Techn0Girl]

102. Actually...

Instead if instead of "The GOP" in the phrase , you could just put a picture of the GOP elephant that would be even better .

[Techn0Girl]

99. Glen Beck "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I want To"

[Last Stand]

100. If we insure Americans, that's when the Terrorists win.

[Last Stand]

101. Bush: Yes We DIdn't.

[Catshrink]

103. Return to prosperity/Elect a Democrat

Or

Reduce the Deficit/Elect a Democrat

Reagan-GW Bush
fiscally irresponsible

[Catshrink]

105. If you like your Medicare and Social Security/Thank a Democrat

[L. Coyote]

128. Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!!!

[PSzymeczek]

106. 15 9/11s each year

HEALTHCARE REFORM NOW!

[ChoppinBroccoli]

108. "Freedom Isn't Free, So Stop Whining And Pay Your Taxes"

[peace13]

109. Remember when you said love it or leave it? n/t

[peace13]

110. Eternal war...if you want it.

[FloydianSlip]

111. The GOP: Because 20% of Americans Are Flat-Out Nuts

[FloydianSlip]

112. Michelle Bachmann Makes No Census!

[Initech]

113. Fux Opinion Channel: We distort, you retort.

[Norrin Radd]

114. Forget Medicare--

how about FEHBP for all?

[amb123]

115. Extremism in the defense of Liberty DESTROYS LIBERTY, GOP!

Using Goldwater to prove today's Reich-Wingers are wrong.

:nuke:

[PJPhreak]

116. Hows this.....

Teabaggers,
Brush Before,Gargle After

[krispos42]

117. GOP Tears of Poutrage

Savor all you want, they'll make more

[krispos42]

118. In GOP America

Only Convicts have a Right to Health Care

[PretzelWarrior]

119. check out this one.

I :heart: Democratic Underground

[PretzelWarrior]

120. Black Man in the White House. Deal with it.

[Orrex]

121. More Jelly!

[TheCowsCameHome]

122. GOP - More nuts than Planters, but unfit for consumption.

[Paper Roses]

124. New sticker design or just new slogan?

I had made by an on-line company, a 3" x 5" oval with a large DU in the middle and web address along the edge of the oval at the bottom.


www.DemocraticUnderground.com

What can I say, it is subtle and I live in a red town.

The regular DU stickers are more visible but after getting keyed during the last election, I took it off.

[fl_dem]

125. GOP; the inabilty to see past one's no's(e)

[Cetacea]

126. Jesus is a liberal!

[fl_dem]

127. a couple more

Beck, Limbaugh & Palin are proof the Gods of Politics have a sense of humor.

Abstinance only programs work...just ask Bristol Palin.