WORST GOP Campaign Website EVER: George Hutchins of North Carolina.

[bbernardini]

http://www.georgehutchins.com/

This guy screams Freeper. Awful website design, too.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. That sucks really bad

[tmyers09]

2. Good god, it looks like those graphics were made in MS Paint.

But this says it all:

To stop the OBAMA-NATION Socialists in Washington DC, we must first go to the root of the POISON TREE, which created all them.

This POISON TREE, is the "Social Engineering" located within the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act, to the U.S. Constitution.

The ONLY REASON, the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act passed, was due the fact, Lyndon B. JOHNSON, had many political debts owed to him, in 1964.

=> During 1964, if one did NOT repay their political debts, when they were called due, such a politician's political career was over.

=> Lyndon B. JOHNSON called all his debts in 1964.

To DEFEAT OBAMA-NATION, we must take a close look at all of the "Social Engineering" contained in the so called 1964 Civil Rights Act, and take legal steps to remove this "Social Engineering" contained in the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act.

"Social Engineering," includes FORCED DIVERSITY, FORCED RACIAL INTEGRATION, Affirmative Action Quotas Based on Race, and all Privileges Based on Race, which are influenced by the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act to the U.S. Constitution.

We must use all of our resources NOW, to prevent ALL future U.S. Generations from suffering under the same bondage which were forced upon all of us, due to the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act.

[BluDemocratGirl]

67. Sounds like a KKK MoFo to me!

Another supporter of the teabaggers. Frances Rice, do you see that? Your RePUKE mofo wants to END the Civil Rights Act of 1964! Not a DEMOCRAT, Ms. Rice! A RePUKEblican!

[Vickers]

3. "Supports Fox News"

:rofl:

[tridim]

4. "SUPPORTS FOX NEWS" right at the top

Wow

[MrMickeysMom]

46. In stereo on either side!

It's like fair and balanced!

[Auggie]

5. LOL -- David Price shouldn't have a problem

[struggle4progress]

51. Yep, Triangle Ds can make sure Price strolls right past this guy

[NYC_SKP]

6. Wow! There's a discussion board and EVERYTHING! Lot's of discussions posted...

All by George Hutchins, except for one.

And it looks like none of them, except one, have any replies.

Total estimated membership: Three. Or One plus two sockpuppets?

http://georgehutchins.activeboard.com/

:rofl:

[JBoris]

7. That cannot be real.

"Who is" info says the domain name is owned by a Canadian. That doesn't prove anything, but it seems odd to me.

[Canuckistanian]

30. Who's the Canadian?

I'd like to know the details....

[JBoris]

40. From godaddy.com's whois info...

go to http://who.godaddy.com/ and enter GEORGEHUTCHINS.COM into the domain name check, and this is what you get:


"Registrant:
paul beach
778 richmond street west #231
Toronto, Ontario m6j 3p3
Canada

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: GEORGEHUTCHINS.COM
Created on: 01-Aug-08
Expires on: 01-Aug-10
Last Updated on: 01-Aug-08

Administrative Contact:
beach, paul [e-mail]
778 richmond street west #231
Toronto, Ontario m6j 3p3
Canada
[phone]

Technical Contact:
beach, paul [e-mail]
778 richmond street west #231
Toronto, Ontario m6j 3p3
Canada
[phone]"

[Canuckistanian]

59. Thanks. "Paul Beach" must be an alias

There are no Paul Beaches of any note in Canada. And I can't find any other business at 778 Richmond St. in Toronto.

It must be a "mail drop".

He's been a busy boy, though. He owns 39 other domains.

[kestrel91316]

8. Gack!!! MY EYES!!! I'm blind!!!1!!!11!!!

Z.O.M.G. Who does websites like THAT anymore?????

[Brother Buzz]

52. My eyes are bleeding!

I emailed him and told him that I am going to vote for David Price (Democrat incumbent) because he supports health care reform that I now need because my eyes are bleeding after reading through all that tripe!

That site is very reminiscent of a Doctor Bronner's 18-in-1 Pure Castile Soap label

[kestrel91316]

75. To his eternal credit, Dr. Bronner never abused the rainbow the way that

website does.

[Taverner]

9. HAHAHAHA OMG I think this is the "MORAN" guy of websites!

It couldn't be more FreeperFreaker than that!

Silly monkey, computers are for HUMANS

:rofl:

[tridim]

10. "Beyond throughout the 10 year decade of the 1990's, which spans, {1989 - 1999}, in addition to..

well into the NEW CENTURY, beyond the year 2000, {2004 - 2007}, in addition to required U.S. Military Service, I have made many more private civilian travels overseas, for extended periods of time, which were a great learning adventure."

"While on extended private overseas residents travels, throughout key parts of the world, since the year 1989, I have noticed clearly, how SOCIALISM, Legalized Marijuana use, and open public tolerance, for GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL misconduct, has harmed all nations, influenced by the English speaking world."

"There are many Great Wonders to see overseas, especially in Europe, which are part of our American Heritage; but, it is a shame to go to England, Scotland, Holland, and even Germany, to see a type of moral decay, which would DISGUST most REAL CONSERVATIVES, where we MUST FIGHT to NOT go this foul direction, in America."

http://www.georgehutchins.com/hutchins-4-us-congress-6.htm



:rofl:

[NoSheep]

24. "and such and so forth"

[anonymous171]

11. That has to be satire. Seriously.

[Hawkeye-X]

12. Good god, it looks like he had an inbred relative make this website

and on the cheap too.


Registrant:
paul beach
778 richmond street west #231
Toronto, Ontario m6j 3p3
Canada

Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: GEORGEHUTCHINS.COM

Domain servers in listed order:
NS47.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
NS48.DOMAINCONTROL.COM


He apparently off-shored web design to a Canuck.

Digging for more information on Mr. Paul Beach

HOLY FUCK - LOOK AT THIS!

http://www.nimcrown.org/

Same design pattern by this retard.

[Hawkeye-X]

14. reddit already made fun of him

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/9zxi7/and_the_winner_for_best_politician_website_ever/

[Canuckistanian]

37. "Needs some midi"

:rofl:

[OnyxCollie]

53. LOL!

:rofl:

[drm604]

55. I knew it was missing something.

It needs a midi of "The 1812 Overture"

[Syrinx]

13. look at the page source

His keywords:

meta name="key words" content="FOX NEWS, Glenn Beck, Udo Voigt, NPD, william b.j.lawson, gay rights, david price, gangs of new york, new york draft riots, gay right, gay marriage, fags, faggots, webster university, university of texas at el paso, second armored division, 1991 gulf war, u.s. marines, u.s. regular army, hell on wheels, general patton, ronald reagan, vfw, veterans of foriegn wars, liberation of kuwait medal, john wayne, the alamo, elizabeth dole, george hutchins, u.s. congress, north carolina, 2010, 4th republican North Carolina district, Raleigh, Cary, Durham, Morrisville, Apex, North Carolina 4th Fourth U.S. Congrressional District, Berlin Wall, Spanish American War, 2010 Elections, David Price, Gangs of New York, Draft Riots, U.S. Civil War, Berlin Wall, Cold War, Impeach Obama, Nobama, brandenburg gate, Germany, Berlin, NIM, N.I.M. International Political Lobby, National Independents Movement, Hutchins for U.S. Congress 2010"

[Auggie]

16. John Wayne? Berlin? Hell on wheels?

:rofl:

[Brickbat]

Wait, I thought geocities had shut down?

[Canuckistanian]

28. LOL

Hutchins seems to have created a tribute page to geocities!

[Brickbat]

34. It's the black background that made me say, "Dude! 1995!"

But the random color scheme and badges really clinch it.

[FatDave]

60. I don't remember anytyhing this bad even back then.

Unless it was intentionally trying to be horrendous.

[seemunkee]

15. America is a Great Nation, due to our Diversity; but ONLY WHEN, This Diversity is VOLUNTARY

:wtf:

[redwitch]

32. My favorite part!

Duh?

[drm604]

49. What does that even mean?

What does it mean - we'll allow non-white non-Christians in this country, but only if every one agrees?

[Hawkeye-X]

17. This Paul Beach is a racist. Runs www.nimcrown.us

Same fucking retarded crap.

Hawkeye-X

[JBoris]

23. There is a "knights cross" video in George Hutchins' youtube channel

http://www.youtube.com/user/GeorgeHUTCHINS1961#p/u


I still can't figure out if Beach or Hutchins are real people, i.e. if this is just all a practical joke.

[iceman66]

18. He's a birther who wants to impeach Obama:

"The November 4, 2008 U.S. Presidential Election was the result of the worst MASS VOTING FRAUD in U.S. History."

"This Fact is demonstrated by clear EVIDENCE showing, where most, if not all, U.S. States which the majority voted for Barack Hussein Obama, were U.S. States, which DID NOT require each voter, to provide a legal form of identification when voting. {Drivers License, etc}"

"Obama has NOT produced a Legal U.S. Birth Certificate."

"If elected, I will FIGHT with all possible legal methods, to remove Obama, DIRECTLY from office, and to put an END, to all future MASS VOTING FRAUD !!! "

[Hawkeye-X]

20. Good, he and Oily Taint can go molest each other.

And let it be known that it's a rotten thought.

Hawkeye-X

[PretzelWarrior]

19. OWWWW!!! my eyes! only a lunatic would be attracted to it

which would explain why the congressional candidate approved it and why he will probably be popular with his base. This is the same group that is ok reading through free republic and newsmax.

[a la izquierda]

21. My IQ just dropped a bit...nt

[NoSheep]

22. "More Better Jobs"..."Legal War Against Obama" Davy Crockett???

Impeach Obama for what? End gay marriage! oooh...think he has a pill for that? We're great "only when diversity is voluntary"???? What the fuck does this guy think an election is? Price is my congressman. I'm not thrilled and we write him all the time telling him to get a spine but this guy is a complete idiot! Whew...hard to believe he lives anywhere near me. I wonder how many votes he will get from Durham? The very idea of it is just hysterical.

"We must first go to the root of the poison tree that created all them" Why are these freepers so fucking illiterate?"

What's up with the British soldier stuff? He wants us to be a British colony again? Damn it should be illegal to be this stupid!

[tabatha]

25. I don't think he knows anything else other than primary colors, and

their first mixes.

[Canuckistanian]

26. A Technicolor pukefest

What's with the fascination for Sir Walter Raleigh?

He would have fought assholes like Hutchins.

[Brother Buzz]

56. Sir Walter Raleigh introduced tobacco to England and North Carolina grows a lot of it

Pro-deregulation, pro-hands-off government, freeper types like Hutchins consider him a genius.

[Chorophyll]

27. Holy shit. Is this a parody?

The colors! The pictures! The unnecessary commas!

[redwitch]

29. It's Lee Mercer all over again.

He's all up in your house and stuff.

[Canuckistanian]

33. ... with disease n/t

[Robb]

44. All Three. nt

[thatsrightimirish]

31. i thought carlyfornia was bad

my goodness

[Lint Head]

35. This idiot was a veteran? So was Timothy McVeigh.

McVeigh was a decorated veteran of the United States Army, having served in the Gulf War, where he was awarded a Bronze Star. He had been a top-scoring gunner with the 25mm cannon of the Bradley Fighting Vehicles used by the U.S. 1st Infantry Division to which he was assigned. He served at Fort Riley, Kansas, before Operation Desert Storm. At Fort Riley, McVeigh completed the Primary Leadership Development Course. McVeigh later would say that the Army taught him how to switch off his emotions. He had special lifesaving training and may have saved the life of a comrade who had life-threatening shrapnel wounds. wiki

George Hutchins knows how to kill with impunity. How could anyone vote for this self promoting jerk.

[maxpower]

36. That reminds me of Homer's website

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMyEGgbrJBw




Peace,
Max

[LTR]

66. That's what I thought

Scary thing is, I once created a site that bad. Ten years ago.

George's campaign site is beyond hideous. I can't believe he hired someone to create that ugly piece of shit. It's worse than a 14 year-old's MySpace page!

[maxpower]

71. Apparently Homer is branching out

Peace,
Max

[Amerigo Vespucci]

38. "...the so-called 1964 Civil Rights Act..." A.K.A. "the root of the POISON TREE..."

Reminds me of the tapes that Howard Stern used to play of "messages" from KKK member Daniel Carver that always began with "WAKE UP, white people..."

I see this shit and while I know that it still exists in 2009 America, I can't believe it. I just can't BELIEVE it.

[tallahasseedem]

39. Seriously?

I think my eyes are bleeding.

[spanone]

41. one fry short of a happy meal

[bullwinkle428]

42. Is there a problem with my speakers? I turned them on,

expecting to hear the banjo music!

[VOX]

43. Is this guy on ACID??? The site's "text" reads like a right-wing Dr. Bronner's Soap bottle!

Not to mention the content, which is utterly reactionary, to the point of insanity.

Jesus, what a world. :puke:

[MrMickeysMom]

45. PLEASE !!!! more bad colors!!!

I need to find a bigger bouquet of flea market-era fonts against maroon background to dilate my pupils until I through up.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

47. Haven't seen a web site that bad since about 1996.

And this guy is about as batshit crazy as Lee L. Mercer.

[Fuzz]

48. Nice!

[drm604]

50. There's a discussion board.

http://georgehutchins.activeboard.com/

On Edit: Unfortunately, it's moderated and all posts are screened before being posted.

[drm604]

54. What's up with Windsor Castle?

Davy Crockett - John Wayne - The Alamo

and...

Windsor Castle? :shrug:

[otohara]

57. Screams Racist

don't it?

[LLStarks]

58. Repukes love capitalizing every other word. nt

[SusanaMontana41]

61. That is LOUD

Don't know where to look first. You sure this guy (or the Web site designer) isn't from Vegas or Atlantic City?

[Martin Eden]

62. "but ONLY WHEN, This Diversity is VOLUNTARY"...???

WTF does this slogan from his web site mean:
"America is a Great Nation, due to our Diversity; but ONLY WHEN, This Diversity is VOLUNTARY."

If he suggesting that hispanics and others who comprise the diversity of our great nation are OK only if they volunteered to be hispanic, etc???
:wtf:

[Number23]

63. Oh my God, I was going to ask the same thing!

What the HELL does that expression mean??! What is that fool talking about??

And don't most of the illegal immigrants that I'm sure this idiot is just crazy about come to this country voluntarily?? Illegally but still VOLUNTARILY??? :shrug:

[ArbustoBuster]

64. Helllloooooo ladies!

My hair is slicked back, I'm wearing twelve gallons of Brut, and I've got my lucky condom in my wallet!



(That's his real picture from his website. Good God. The unearthly mustache! The soulless eyes! This is the kind of image you expect to see in ads from the 1980s for hair plugs.)

[POAS]

69. Did you catch this in the "message board"?

"OKTOBERFEST celebrates great Beer Fests, Bratwurst Feasts, German Heritage, in addition to, great parties with scores of attractive women."

emphasis added

[NoSheep]

72. I saw that too! This guy's priceless. You can't make this shit up!

[LTR]

65. That thing screams "Conspiracy Nut"

It's like Geocities brought back to life.

Now if it only had a bunch of flashing GIF files...

[MattSh]

68. The Stupid ! It hurts SO bad.

Shut it off, please can anybody shut it off ???

.

[POAS]

70. Check out the "nimcrown.us" website also..

Same graphics, same message.

[Toucano]

73. Super bad comma usage.

Nice of him to take the time to color the commas blue so we can better see how he doesn't understand the punctuation.

[eppur_se_muova]

74. Is he this year's Lee Mercer, Jr. ? nt