Orly's going for the glory. Please come CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

Orly is saying, ". . . so you see, not only does the data prove that Obama is not The President of the United States but that, since I was the one who championed the issue, I should be made President with all due haste and lacking further deliberation. . . . It's the law!!!"

[joeybee12]

1. Hmmm...why do I so enjoy holding something long and hard in my hands? n/t

[and-justice-for-all]

2. Who keeps giving that nutcase a fucking mic??! nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. "I'll use my own microphone, thank you. I don't trust any other microphones to tell the truth."

[Brother Buzz]

4. I installed new batteries in this microphone so you'll just have to "let me finish"

[DJ13]

5. ......

[BrklynLiberal]

6. Has anyone demanded to see HER birth certificate yet? I find it hard to believe she is an

earthling.

[DearAbby]

7. I would like to thank the academy for this award

and my parents for having the good sense of having ME. I would like to thank God, and the big Teabag Support. Is this thing on?

[skip fox]

8. "So that now that I've completed my medical degree, I can amputate your leg, sell you swampland,

legally register it in the State of wherever, and have enough time left over to do a root-canal. Who's first?"

[walldude]

9. Hey good lookin! I'll be back to pick you up later!

Mr microphone joke. Sorry :)

[11 Bravo]

10. Make sure the garbage can lids are on tight. There's a raccoon wandering around.

[MoonRiver]

11. I'm so OILY I know this thing will slip from my hands any second now.

So hurry up, release the canned applause!