Mug a Monday before it mugs you . . . please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Fed Dreck is saying, " . . . and I see an America where freedom flourishes for every man, woman and child . . . where our leadership is not corrupt and conniving, but responsible . . . and where no body would dream of attacking our pure, right-thinking commentators, who shouldn't have to bother about facts or consequences, but can get on with the business of showing everyone how to think . . ."

[Arkana]

1. "I made a stinky in my diapie."

[Adsos Letter]

2. "Um...Mr. God, Sir...you mean you're REALLY gonna' make me accountable for all that crap I spewed?"

And all the damage it caused...?

[Buzz Clik]

3. I want to be Rush Limbaugh.

[skip fox]

4. Head Wreck is praying, "And remember that red bike I wanted in third grade?

Well, it's okay. . . . I gave up that one two years ago. . . . Instead, why don't you give me O'Reilly's time slot?"

[skip fox]

5. "When they came for Timothy McVey, America, you did nothing. When they went after

Oswald or Manson, you were silent. . . . Listen, Mr and Mrs. America, who do you expect will be left to stand up for you when they come????"

[Taverner]

6. He looks drunk in that pic

Seriously - check out the nose

[Graybeard]

7. By doze is dripping

Somebody pweeze wibe by doze. Whaaaaaaaaa.

[sarge43]

8. "I'm usin' both hands and still nothin' happening'." n/t

[skip fox]

9. "My favorite political philosopher is Santa Claus!"

n/t

[tmyers09]

10. Is THAT what I sound like?

[skip fox]

11. "Listen, Obama is telling you he can give you EVERYTHING for NOTHING!

But I have got news for you, America: Obama is not Santa Claus. . . . For one thing, he's not even white!"

[NecklyTyler]

12. I'm guided by the hand of Jesus, I cannot be held responsible for what I do