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FlyingSquirrel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 06:39 PM
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*** They're calling 'em DUzy's: October 23 - 29 ***
Edited on Fri Oct-30-09 06:52 PM by FlyingSquirrel
Somewhat slim pickin's this time (coupled with a lack of time on my part to peruse the postings - my apologies!)

Previous awards may be found in my journal.



Special thanks to: blondeatlast, OnceUponTimeOnTheNet, Hepburn, Sabriel, Kahuna, varelse, roguevalley, ThatsMyBarack, ddeclue, and BlancheSplanchnik for their invaluable assistance with this edition.



To nominate a post for a DUzy Award:

Simply reply to the post with the word "DUzy" somewhere in your subject line or the body of your message.

It is not necessary to send me a PM if the post is in GD, GDP, LBN, the Lounge, Political Videos, or Editorials & Other Articles;
I will do a search on the term "DUzy", and you will receive credit for nominating the post.

(This will hopefully prevent a full inbox, with numerous duplicate nominations for the same post!)

If the post you would like to nominate is not in one of the "Big Forums", then by all means please PM me with a link.

Thanks to all for your help!



On a thread by tabatha : Attorney Orly Taitz asked me to give false testimony in open court ....

http://www.scribd.com/doc/21451147/Lucas-Daniel-Smith-1...

Read all about it.



Hepburn : Holy shit....

...the description of sex with Orly...on file in a federal court proceeding!!!

I swear to gawd I am reading something from the Onion!



donf : I bet the worst thing about having sex with Olry

(besides the everlasting shame and regret) is hearing her scream, "Let me finish!!! Let me finish!!!" incessantly.



blondeatlast : Well, at least the fair dentist doesn't use teeth (Oh, dear me, I went there...) nt



Greyskye : She has to draw the line *somewhere*!

:spray:


PatGund : It's a Quid Pro Pro situation

Dr. Orly fills the cavities of Charles E. Lincoln III, and then he fills her cavities.....



GD, 10/22/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6838453#6838453



On a thread by Cash_thatswhatiwant : Levi Johnston : '90% Sure' There Will Be Full Frontal for Playgirl; writing expose on Palin family


Mrs. Overall : Please keep your Johnston in your Levi's.


GD, 10/23/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6844538#6844538



On a thread by Skink : I think It is in the 50's in Central texas now.

I'm going out on my porch to check it out. :beer:


TexasObserver : It's always the 50's in the panhandle. You mean the 1950s, right?


The Lounge, 10/23/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=9092511



On a thread by ThatsMyBarack : Interesting fact I learned about FOX News today:

The volume is intentionally LOUD so that old folks can hear it. ;)


obliviously : I have An adjustment on my tv that will make it loud or soft!


Archae : It doesn't work.

I press up or down on "Volume," the amount of Fox stays unchanged.

And if I adjust for "Brightness" during Glenn Beck, he stays the same, a total idiot.


Bitwit1234 : Hearing

I am in my 70's and I bet my hearing is a good as yours. Fox is programmed out of my TV remote so I don't need to adjust the volume..how come "yourn ain't sonny".


GD, 10/24/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6850306



On a thread by Kadie : Caption this McCain pic

:rofl: BS


Liberal_in_LA : lol. it's already captioned


aint_no_life_nowhere : No, I don't stick my tongue out like a lizard anymore. That was last year.
Now, I shut my left eye



demwing : And I might have gotten away with it if it weren't tor those meddling kids! /nt


Several other humorous responses at link :


GD, 10/25/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6853905#6853905



On a thread by defendandprotect : Go veggie to fight global warming, says expert


flvegan : PETA?

I missed where PETA was involved in this article.


Ignis : It's a Vast Chicken-Wing Conspiracy. (nt)


GD, 10/27/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6866685#6868975



On a thread by rvablue : 10-foot Great White Shark bitten nearly in half by 20-foot 'monster shark' near Australian beach


thelordofhell : In related news...........

Dick Cheney has been on vacation in Australia for the last week.


LBN, 10/27/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=4121498



On a thread by Newsjock : Former SC legislator (R) caught with stripper and Viagra in cemetery


The Velveteen Ocelot : South Carolina is getting as weird as Florida.


Dr.Phool : Nah,

Florida Republicans couldn't even get laid in a cemetery.


seabeyond : geeezus, throw in a horse and you have a story. nt


GD, 10/28/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6874383#6874383



On a thread by Kadie : President Obama plants a commemorative tree on WH lawn (the one * planted didn't take hold)pics


gratuitous : Cue Fox News Poutrage in 3 . . . 2 . . .1

All the things going wrong in the world, and he's lollygagging around planting trees! It's an outrage! Should Obama be impeached over treegate? Is a linden tree inherently socialistic? What's the matter with a good old All-American scarlet oak? Is Obama sending a secret message to his terrorist friends with the tree selection? We'll have Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and an all-star panel on to discuss the latest White House outrage!


gratuitous : Followed by the inevitable "How could Obama be so stupid?" posts at DU

He should have known the right wingers would get all bent out of shape over the planting of a tree! It's just such an obvious trap, he should have avoided it! Oh, woe is us! Now we'll never get anything done, because the President will have to spend a week putting out this fire, time he could have used to further the aims of the country. Well that does it, I'm not supporting the White House any longer, they can just go rot for all I care. I'm going to work for John Edwards in 2012. Yeah!


GD, 10/28/09 : http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=6877234

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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 06:42 PM
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1. ...
:kick: and REC'D!!!
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 06:44 PM
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2. Keep up the good work. Or else....
:)
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Engineer4Obama Donating Member (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 06:47 PM
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3. Thanks for doing this
Its nice to have something like this on the board.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 07:01 PM
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4. Thank you for keeping this going!
Love it! One of my favorite things about DU is the spontaneous wit... it's nice to have this wit aggregate!

:hi:
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 07:04 PM
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5. k n r for the ones that i missed. . . .THANKS . . .n/t
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 07:10 PM
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6. I'd like to thank all the little people and Johnston's Johnston for making this award possible.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 07:12 PM
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7. I heard Obama won a DUzy too, and he has only been in office 9 months!
Go figure :)
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 07:15 PM
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8. That Orly Taitz thread was
hysterically funny. :rofl:

Thanks for the DUzys.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 08:30 PM
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11. The jokes pretty much wrote themselves! nt
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 03:02 PM
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16. A thank you from me, too!
The best one about sex with Orly ~~ when she keeps yelling, "Let me finish, let me finish...."

:rofl:
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 08:23 PM
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9. Kicking this, in hopes you will give me one next week for sucking up to you
:rofl:
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 08:27 PM
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10. K&R&....appreciated
Thanks for doing this, FlyingSquirrel
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surrealAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 08:38 PM
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12. k & r.
Thanks for bringing back the DUzys.
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FlyingSquirrel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 05:53 PM
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18. You're welcome :-)
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 09:37 PM
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13. I like this guy
And not just because I seem to have a post every week in the compendium, so stop saying that!
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-30-09 09:38 PM
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14. Tell the truth, he is your sock puppet!
;)
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 12:24 PM
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15. "Florida Republicans couldn't even get laid in a cemetery"... and then THIS gets posted ...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=385&topic_id=396503&mesg_id=396503

was this deliberate, or some weird Repug "we create our own reality" synchronicity?
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 04:02 PM
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17. "Let me finish!!! Let me finish!!!"
:kick:
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FlyingSquirrel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-31-09 05:54 PM
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19. You're all welcome :-)
Hopefully I can keep makin' the time for it!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-01-09 05:37 PM
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20. Kick. (nt)
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