Several Halloween costumes possible on low budget (Rush Limbaugh - carry pills around and lie a lot)

[The Straight Story]

Several Halloween costumes possible on low budget

1. Kanye West: My brother suggested this one to me. It's pretty easy. Wear sunglasses, carry around a beer and a microphone and cry every time you talk about your mother.

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6. Every time someone says something to you, scream back at them and say, "You lie!" Then apologize to them and say you're South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson. You don't even have to wear anything for this one if you don't want to.

7. Rush Limbaugh: All you'd have to do is carry a bunch of pills and spread blatant lies and exaggerations with a really loud voice. Tell everybody about the latest forwarded political e-mail you received without bothering to fact check it.

8. Bill Maher: Put on your best cynical face and tell everyone around you their religious beliefs are stupid and you're smarter than them. Also talk about being stoned.

9. Carry around a tissue, sneeze every once in a while and tell everyone you're a swine flu victim. That's pretty scary.

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