What is going on in VA? First the naked man arrested in his own home, and now this...

[HipChick]

Five correctional officers charged in dog fondling

http://www2.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/local/article/POWH271_20091026-235201/301848/

[Barack_America]

1. And they're about to elect a Republican governor. Coincidence?

I think not.

[NoSheep]

6. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[NoSheep]

7. "the male dog... was not harmed."

"his client planned to plead not guilty but admitted to fondling the animal"
:rofl:

[MadBadger]

2. "If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it."

Oh dear

:-(

[katanalori]

9. oh my

sounds like they told the guy that "If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it" as a prank to see if he would actually do it. And he fell for it, while they video-taped it.
"If you masturbate your K-9's unit............."

[Liberal_in_LA]

3. Ewww.

[Rowdyboy]

4. "Virginia is for lovers"?

[Forkboy]

5. "I'm a lucky dog!"

[TexasObserver]

8. "If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it."

Yeah, but then they always get mad wondering when you're going to call again.

[charlie]

10. How do you get 5 people in a room

where 4 of them aren't squicked out of existence when one says hey, let's jerk off the dog? HOW does that happen?

[annabanana]

11. ok.. NOW the stats in the Va Governors race begin to make sense..

This made me laugh, a lot.

[Stevenmarc]

12. First it was the bacon flavored massage oil followed by a happy ending

[la_chupa]

13. did they at least buy the dog dinner first?

just wondering

[Toasterlad]

14. "Red Rocket! Red Rocket!"