Christian Broadcasting Network warns against "Demonic" Halloween candy

[Harry Monroe]

Yup!! Eat this candy and you'll go straight to hell!! Don't say I didn't warn you!!


Huffington Post | Alex Leo & Katla McGlynn

Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network posted a blog by Kimberly Daniels recently that warns Christians to forgo celebrating Halloween because of its evilness. Daniels specifically calls out candy as a source of soul-molestation:

"During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches."

Obviously, we shouldn't be buying Halloween candy, but what about getting it by trick-or-treating?

"Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/29/christian-broadcasting-ne_n_338738.html

[rurallib]

1. "most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches."

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Ya can't make this shit up folks.

[Jennicut]

2. Damn! And I was just telling my kids earlier how good Butterfingers are.

They never had them, this might be there year. :)

[baldguy]

3. You just need the right kind of candy

[Danmel]

5. Wow, are those real???

That is truly bizarre.

[Norrin Radd]

11. Or...

http://www.orientaltrading.com/ui/browse/processRequest.do?demandPrefix=12&sku=37/900&mode=Searching&erec=0&D=walking+with+jesus+candy&Ntt=walking+with+jesus+candy&Ntk=all&Dx=mode%2bmatchallpartial&Ntx=mode%2bmatchallpartial&y=0&N=0&requestURI=processProductsCatalog&x=0&sd=%26%238220%3BWalking+With+Jesus%26%238221%3B+Gummy+Treat+Packs

and

http://www.orientaltrading.com/ui/search/processRequest.do?Ntt=bible+candy&x=0&y=0&requestURI=searchMain&Ntk=all&Ntx=mode%2Bmatchallpartial&N=0

[msongs]

4. also better not read all the witchcraft stuff in the bible lol nt

[prole_for_peace]

6. Well if this keeps some of these nuts from buying candy

that leaves more for ME!!! bwahahaha

[Sinti]

7. Idiots, don't they know the witches CONSECRATE the candy... they don't "pray". Silly Christians n/t

[bumblebee1]

8. I knew I should have been doing something this evening.

Instead of cursing the candy I'll be giving out for Halloween, I was watching Game 2 of the World Series.

[bridgit]

9. Pft, "soul-molestation"!? Robertson; what is wrong with that guy. He wants to help the world...

he should work to demonize stale weeks old x-mas fruit cakes shipped cross country now *that's* some soul-molestating shit right there that must be stopped :rant:

[Hekate]

10. Back to the 14th century with you! ~These folks live in a mind-boggling alternate reality...

And I want them to stay far away from children. :wow:

Hekate

[Union Yes]

12. Robertson's CBN raked in $460 million in 2005 begging retired ladies out of their SS checks.

Watch out for those demonic dollars Pat. You gay hating fascist fuck.

[Tabasco_Dave]

13. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! demonic candy

I also like deviled eggs. :evilgrin: