I'm on the phone with David Vitter (town hall phone conference)! What should I say?

[agentS]

Stupid ass Vitter the shitter dared to call me today. It's a phone town hall. I think my turn will be up in 5 minutes. What should I say?

[Sannum]

Does baby need his diaper changed?

[TheCowsCameHome]

20. Don't Pamper him, whatever you do.

[Sannum]

1. Does baby need his diaper changed?

[slampoet]

7. +1

[tabatha]

2. Would he give up his medical coverage?

[Sanity Claws]

3. What brand of diaper does he recommend?

[Initech]

4. Ask if he prefers Huggies or Depends.

:evilgrin:

[Louisiana1976]

9. He'll probably say he wants to be Pampered.

[RagAss]

5. Will he visit the graves of those who die for lack of healthcare?

[peacebird]

6. Does his wife change his diapers or does he still pay hookers?

[Feron]

8. Vitter called me today as well. Unfortunately it was a robocall.

But I plan on calling his office anyway either tomorrow or Friday.

Between all of the phone calls and letters, I'm probably on the do not contact list. LOL

[Louisiana1976]

10. Ask him where he stands on the JOP who refused to marry the interracial couple.

[agentS]

11. Crap! I didn't get a chance to leave a comment

His dumb ass called me up with 10 minutes left in the event, and so I was not called. I thought I would be up at some point. Diaper boi can't even run a conference properly. Either that or he knew I'd say something to piss him and his audience off.

I did leave a msg on the call in board. I said "For someone who criticizes Government run health care you sure use it a lot and have no trouble with it. Did you use taxpayer dollars to treat your diaper rash, huh boy?"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. So Diaper Dave took a powder?

[HughMoran]

12. What can I get for $20?

:rofl:

[Autumn]

14. What diaper rash balm does he use? n/t

[LonePirate]

15. Does he support the legalization of prostitution?

[frylock]

16. depends

[ezgoingrl]

17. It depends....

n/t

[Feron]

18. Just for shits and giggles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCesaJ479Vw

Talk to Vitter, a prostitution authority.

[valerief]

19. Hey, great clip!!!!

:rofl:

[blogslut]

21. Ask him where he stands on Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell

...refusing to marry interracial couples:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/15/interracial-couple-denied_n_322784.html

So far, both Bobby Jindal and Mary Landrieu have asked for Bardwell's resignation. Vitter keeps ducking the question:

http://www.bayoubuzz.com/News/US/Politics/Shame__Louisiana_US_Senator_David_Vitter_Speaks_Out_On_Bardwell_Affair__9686.asp

[Ian David]

22. He already said (finally) that he disagrees. But hasn't called for him to resign. n/t

[blogslut]

23. I don't mean to be a butthead but

link please?

All I can find is this statement form Vitter's spokesman:

http://www.bayoubuzz.com/News/US/Politics/Shame__Louisiana_US_Senator_David_Vitter_Speaks_Out_On_Bardwell_Affair__9686.asp

“First, Sen. Vitter thinks that all judges should follow the law as written and not make it up as they go along. Second, it would be amazing for anyone to do a story based on this fringe, left-wing political hack’s blog — he’s been handcuffed and detained in the past over his guerrilla tactics.”

EDIT ADD: Plus this from Vitter himself: "...judges should follow the law as written and not make it up as they go along."

That's not much of an anti-bigotry position. I mean really, this one's a gimmee. Why is Vitter being so vague?

[Ian David]

24. I spoke to one of his staffers on the phone. n/t

[WhiteTara]

25. who's changing your diapers today?

Now that you had your Madam killed? Why don't you resign?

[HopeHoops]

26. Tell him K-Mart has a blue light special on Pampers.

Then ask him why he won't comment on the racist JotP!

[Sub Atomic]

27. Ask him if the GOP version of Health Care will cover STDs received while visiting a prostitute.

[agentS]

28. Final Update

I should've mentioned yesterday that one thing of interest came up. A teabagger out of eastern Louisiana told Vitter about a Teabagger event on Saturday somewhere in the state. I'm pretty sure he was saying Baton Rouge. I was kinda tuning the other callers and Sen. Vitter the shitter out.