Earliest origins of the GOP

[guitar man]

Geez, this explains everything, where it all went wrong...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/evolution/6430494/Modern-man-had-sex-with-Neanderthals.html

Remember, friends don't let friends have sex with republicans

:D

[madmom]

1. I've been saying this for years. Some people still have the facial structure and it would answer

a lot of questions IMO.

[guitar man]

3. I saw a dude at the grocery the other day

And this seems the most plausible explanation for the way he looked. Spooky.

[SpiralHawk]

13. "Get your diapers, assume a Wide Stance, and let's get it ON. Smirk." - Republicons

[baldguy]

2. 3 million yrs ago, a small group of hominids descended from the trees

For life on the savanna. These were the antecedents of what became Modern Humans.

However, there was also a group which stayed in the trees, fearful of change and new environments. Those were the antecedents of the Modern Republicans.

[krispos42]

11. They also throw poop

And they didn't trust that newfangled "ground" stuff.

[Double T]

4. Most notably rethugs are known for having 'big heads' with few brains.........

and a constant obsession for engaging in war. Not much has changed from their early ancestors.

[redsovin]

7. war

ww 1 wilson D ww2 FDR D vietnam JFK D

[MissMarple]

5. That is so egregious. You guys should be embarrassed.

[redsovin]

6. GOP Origins

the party was started to end slavery. The first plank of the
party platform was to stop the spread of slavery, which the
demos of the time supported,see Stephan Douglas .(read history
you public school grads)

[guitar man]

8. Get lost.

Seriously, get lost kid, you bother me...

[sakabatou]

9. Riiiight...

Buh-bye...

[zeos3]

10. David Duke, Strom Thurmond, etc,,, n/t

[old mark]

12. The modern day GOP has absolutely NO relationship the the "Party of Lincoln"

except the name.
Publicans today are pinhead bigot terrorist sheepfuckers. You have my word on that,and you can take it back to whence you came. Tell your friends they are really hated, and deservedly so.

mark