Oct. 27, 2009, 7:35 a.m. EDT
Goldman's 'Chainsaw Massacre' Halloween partyBy Paul B. Farrell, MarketWatch
ARROYO GRANDE, Calif. (
MarketWatch) -- Yes, Halloween is a perfect holiday to commemorate how the Goldman Conspiracy and Wall Street's other too-greedy-to-fail gangster banks have returned from the dead, like mummies, ghouls, zombies and vampires, rising out of their tombs, crypts, catacombs and mausoleums to suck the bloody retirement funds from the souls of living and unborn future generations.
Our inspiration for this commemorative celebration is Michael Jackson's mind-blowing "Thriller." And thanks to Hank Paulson, their Trojan Horse in Washington, the Goldman Conspiracy deserves center stage as the lead dancer and choreographer in Wall Street's "Thriller" revival.
Notably, the other too-stupid-to-fail banks do some fabulous dancing in the chorus behind the Goldman Conspiracy, making 2009 one of the greatest in history for bonuses, as we all wait gleefully for a sequel to "Halloween," "Friday the 13th," "Curse of the Mummy" or "Night of the Living Dead."
With all this excitement and thrilling anticipation, we propose to honor the return of the too-evil-to-die undead banks with the first ever "Goldman Conspiracy's Halloween Chainsaw Massacre Costume Ball," giving full recognition to Hank Paulson's historic role in leading this bloody massacre of America and capitalism for Goldman and Wall Street. All set to the magical pounding beat of Michael Jackson's "Thriller:"
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight In anticipation of such a gala celebration, we invite you to vote on the best costumes from your favorite horror movies to be worn by these 23 celebrities at the ball. Feel free to add other celebrities and pick other costumes for anyone. Create your own "Thriller" moments, get in the Halloween spirit, watch Michael Jackson's masterpiece ... hear the music ... feel the beat ... imagine each of our celebrities in the costume and character of your special choosing to commemorate the rage of all American taxpayers this year:
1. Hank Paulson as Leatherface in 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre' Remember Leatherface slicing up sweet souls to feed his family of cannibals: a metaphor for Wall Street. Back in 2006 when ol' Hank took over the Treasury he secretly warned the White House of a meltdown dead ahead. The former Treasury secretary and Goldman Sachs' CEO knew Goldman's role in creating the derivatives bubble. Did nothing, even lied publicly. Hank then chainsaw-massacred Congress, Treasury, and future generations of taxpayers to protect his Goldman buddies. .......(more)
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