Two Shoes does Will Ferrell doing Two Shoes....

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...still a frigging moran.

Link here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/26/AR2009102603185_pf.html

Bush's first stand on a new podium

By Mary Jordan
Tuesday, October 27, 2009

FORT WORTH -- After nine months of being nearly invisible -- a big outing has been to a Dallas hardware store for flashlights -- George W. Bush made his debut Monday in his latest incarnation: motivational speaker.

Nearly 15,000 people heard the former president, known more for mangling the English language than for his eloquence, reminisce about his White House days. Bush, who is writing a book about the dozen toughest decisions he had to make, used much of his 28 minutes onstage to talk about lighter topics such as picking out a rug design for the Oval Office that reflected his "optimism."

Perhaps in a nod to his dismal 22 percent approval ratings when he left office, Bush noted that "popularity is fleeting. . . . It's not real."

He beamed at the standing ovations from the friendly hometown crowd -- he now lives in nearby Dallas.