I just had the most evil thought about Levi....(Playgirl meme of the day)

[Aviation Pro]

...and Mrs. Palin.

That's all I have to say, I'll let Levi tell the rest.

[imdjh]

1. That's nasty. Why would he fuck her, when there are elk?

[HipChick]

I had that thought too...

:evilgrin:

[scarletwoman]

4. There are no elk in Alaska.

Moose, caribou, musk ox, Sitka deer in the southeast, but no elk.

[imdjh]

5. what evah

[scarletwoman]

8. Insults are more effective when they're accurate.

Just sayin'

[Hassin Bin Sober]

9. So are internet corrections.

http://www.adfg.state.ak.us/pubs/notebook/biggame/elk.php
Elk (Cervus elaphus) are sometimes called “wapiti” in North America. Two subspecies of elk have been introduced to Alaska. Roosevelt elk (Cervus elaphus roosevelti) are larger, slightly darker in color, and have shorter, thicker antlers than the Rocky Mountain elk (Cervus elaphus nelsoni). In many European countries “elk” are actually what we know as moose (Alces alces).

Fossil bones indicate that a subspecies of elk once existed in Interior Alaska during the Pleistocene period, but all of the elk currently in Alaska were introduced from the Pacific Northwest in the last century. The first successful translocation involved eight Roosevelt elk calves that were captured on the Olympic Peninsula of Washington State in 1928 and moved to Afognak Island (near Kodiak) in 1929. These elk have successfully established themselves on both Afognak and Raspberry Islands. The second successful transplant occurred in 1987, when 33 Roosevelt elk and 17 Rocky Mountain elk were captured in Oregon and moved to Etolin Island (near Petersburg) in Southeast Alaska. These elk subsequently dispersed and established a second breeding population on neighboring Zarembo Island.

Just sayin'

[Toasterlad]

2. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6844538&mesg_id=6845557

[Hassin Bin Sober]

3. Didn't she try to lure him to her bedroom so he could teach her to shoot?

[Fumesucker]

6. This is my rifle, this is my gun..

This is for shooting, this is for fun..

Oh, never mind me, just had a flashback to boot camp for some strange reason..

[Aviation Pro]

7. Or "Full Metal Jacket"....

... :rofl: