How do you get to be a paid caller to the glen beck radio show?

[BOSSHOG]

I think I can do it. Ya gotta fake outrage, reference God alot, denounce taxes, pretend you love the country while actually siding with the republican party and a political ideology which is diametrically opposed to constitutional liberty. And ya gotta sound like your'e just about ready to start crying. You are just so damned outraged. And ya gotta go on for about two minutes to stuie can fluff up beck for his tear tinged heartfelt patriotic reply.

Important programming announcement. glen beck is going to open a can of worms next week. Wow, I bet it will be awesome.

[hobbit709]

1. You also have to eat shit.

[LynneSin]

2. I think first you either need to whack yourself in the forehead with a bat about a dozen times or...

Do some Meth for about a day or two. Because you're still sounding like you have too many functioning brain cells to be useful for the Glenn Beck show.

[BOSSHOG]

4. Excellent Advice and

since I live in Mississippi, the Cradle of Liberty, a God-loving pro life red state of liberty and justice for all, I could probably get all the Meth I'd need just by driving, oh about, a quarter of a mile down the road.

Meth, obesity, teen pregnancy, teen drop out rate, diabetes, some of the state's finest products.

[LynneSin]

5. Yes and yet these people criticize our urban areas for the same thing

I always found it ironic that the folks in rural parts of the country though that the urban areas were so horrible. The only difference I see is the distance between houses. Oh and in the city it's Crack they like and not Crank.

Trust me, I'd rather have a Crack house near by than a Meth Lab - those meth labs are dangerous

[BOSSHOG]

6. Hardly a day goes by

when you can't pick up a newspaper in South Mississippi and read about Meth Labs being busted or blowing up.

[madokie]

3. Hell Boss I could do that too

maybe even get in a big roe with you all for the beckerheads and for us the beckbucks. :-) Hot damn where do I sign up, I'm getting all tinglylie already just thinking about it

[Orsino]

7. They can rustle up idiots for free.

There's no much money to be made on what they give away for nothing.

[HopeHoops]

8. You have to be able to prove that your IQ is lower than your shoe size.

That's the first test.

[rucky]

9. You have to intern on the Republican line for Washington Journal first.

If you confuse the moderator enough, they'll move you to the next level.