Truthiness about Peace-iness

[placton]

Mr. Obama, Nobel Peace Prize winner, is being, again, misunderstood. So often, the truthiness of what he does is being challenged by mere facts. His latest secret escalation of 13,000 more troops than we were told is just such an occasion. The truthiness of the matter is, simply put, that this is peace-iness. At a time when the economy (the real one, not Geithner's pals' richiness) is in ruins, peaceiness demands we spend billions and trillions more on wars for peace. That is the truthiness we poor dolts so often miss. War is Peace, after all. And the Afghans surely understand that when we blow up their kids and families, it's all for peace-iness?
Obama owns this war now - and may find that many who supported him will invoke their right to not vote-iness for him and his Dem-iness enablers?

[FiveGoodMen]

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