Twelve Things that Republicans can never do

[Ian David]

So many precedents have been set by the opposition party in the past year... Here's a list of things that Republicans can never again do, if we hold them to the stuff they have been saying since Obama's election:

1. The only candidates that the GOP can run in 2012 are George HW Bush and Jimmy Carter. They are the only two people on earth who have experience comparable to Obama and are eligible to be president. In 2008, "experience" was the viagra of the GOP. In 2012, Obama will have more experience being president than anyone, sans Carter and Bush.

2. Females in the GOP must never again show their upper arms.

3. Republicans can never reduce the size of Medicare. That kills old people.

4. Republicans can never expand the size of Medicare. That's a steady march to socialism.



More:
http://ellipticalpress.blogspot.com/2009/10/things-that-republicans-can-never-do.html

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

1. Win a peace prize.

Note: Teddy was a trustbuster. He'd be out on his ass in today's party.

[tanyev]

2. Apparently, not much danger of that happening.

[Roland99]

3. Utter the following words:

"Why, yes, we'll work with you in a bi-partisan manner."

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

4. ...and mean it.