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Hawaii Hiker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:24 PM Original message |
Alabama Supreme Court has upheld a state statute prohibiting masturbation by artificial means. |
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DBoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
1. because dildoes are an affront to Southern Manhood? |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:28 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. Give me a dildo |
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3waygeek (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:20 AM Response to Reply #4 |
25. How can you tell the difference? n/t |
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abq e streeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 03:12 PM Response to Reply #25 |
34. Zing---good one! |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:00 PM Response to Reply #25 |
46. One needs batteries installed to make it perform correctly. |
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47of74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
2. Sure is |
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PDJane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:27 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'm convinced that if these folks weren't so obsessed |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:30 PM Response to Original message |
5. All I can say ... |
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Xicano (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:55 PM Response to Reply #5 |
14. CaliforniaPeggy I am with you |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 12:04 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. yes INDEED. |
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Joe the Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
6. Republicans are the American version of the Taliban...... |
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BolivarianHero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:38 PM Response to Reply #6 |
56. True that... |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
7. if the dildo shot bullets it would be legal - |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
8. Make a dildo shaped gun. Or gun shaped dildo. |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:49 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. What about the 2nd amendment right to keep and bear phallic symbols? |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:35 PM Response to Original message |
9. Hm. The 'ol weiner'll get chafed if you don't use something artificial.... |
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stuball111 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:37 PM Response to Original message |
10. What about them folks with no arms? |
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Robb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 12:18 AM Response to Reply #10 |
19. It would be the most entertaining lawsuit of the year, for certain. nt |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 12:20 AM Response to Reply #10 |
20. There's the loophole... it's discriminatory against the armless |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
11. An article on masturbation in the "Digital Journal." Hmmmmm |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-10-09 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
12. Dammit. Now, I'll have to change my trip itinerary. |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 12:13 AM Response to Original message |
16. Porn is artificial. |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
17. In other news, Cantelope and Watermelon sales skyrocket. n/t |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 12:21 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Ouch! |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
18. *facepalm* |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 12:44 AM Response to Original message |
22. I thought this was a joke thread. Late night comics ought to be sending the |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 01:09 AM Response to Original message |
23. Which is some very bad news for Alabama's chickens. |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
24. wow--i thought people in alabama had a right to privacy. guess not. n/t |
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retread (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 06:06 AM Response to Original message |
26. Wonder where the "quit bashing the South" posters are today? n/t |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 09:01 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Those of us who have to live with the stupidity in this state don't mind bashing it. |
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cwydro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 03:12 PM Response to Reply #26 |
35. Well, if you take the time to click on the link provided |
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retread (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 03:27 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. There you are. n/t |
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Rockholm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 09:47 PM Response to Reply #26 |
63. Their dialup doesn't work on Sundays |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
28. would that include wooden dildoes...? |
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lysosome (205 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 12:09 PM Response to Original message |
29. I think they did ban guns, and perhaps nascar and high def TV |
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Taitertots (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 01:37 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Designed primarily |
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Gabi Hayes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 02:33 PM Response to Original message |
31. for sale in alabama, bargain prices, because of the huge oversupply: |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
32. They've outlawed Fox News??? |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
33. Impossible, look at the dildoes sitting on the Alabama bench. |
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retread (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
36. Brings to mind the late, great and sorely missed Molly Ivins. |
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DailyGrind51 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
37. Just how do they enforce the statute? |
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Gabi Hayes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 04:02 PM Response to Reply #37 |
42. very stiff penile-ties |
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Zix (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
38. Ridiculous!!! What possible justification? |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 03:40 PM Response to Reply #38 |
40. It's a protectionist measure sponsored by the local cucumber and poultry industries |
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Zix (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 03:55 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Oh. |
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JackDragna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 04:41 PM Response to Original message |
43. When dildos are outlawed... |
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RainDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
44. You couldn't pay me to live in the deep south |
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Nikki Stone1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
45. Here's our chance to make MILLIONS, DUers! Black market dildos! Who's with me? |
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JackDragna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:02 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. I am! |
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TheWraith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:24 PM Response to Reply #48 |
53. Count me in... |
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imdjh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
47. I wonder if "pocket pussy" is actually in the transcripts. |
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OneGrassRoot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
49. What about pumps? Are they legal for the dudes? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
50. All natural masturbation in the Alabam... |
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boston bean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
51. how about getting an erection with the help of viagra???? is that legal? nt |
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eShirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
52. are organic fruits and vegetables natural enough for them? |
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DLnyc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
54. But it's still legal in Alabama to go through life with your head up your ass. |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 07:43 PM Response to Reply #54 |
59. LOL ! |
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U4ikLefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
55. I'm sure there is "stiff opposition" to this ruling. n/t |
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
57. Alabama... |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
58. Does this mean they are soft on crime? |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
60. And don't you DARE stand too close |
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immoderate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
61. Not everyone equates guns with sex. |
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Rockholm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-11-09 09:46 PM Response to Original message |
62. No Fleshlite? |
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