Breaking Sports News: NCAA adopts new rule

[RB TexLa]

Baton Rouge...

The NCAA adopted a new football rule today, weeks into the current season. If a LSU defensive player looks at Timmy Tebow's head with a thought of attempted to cause a concussion there will be a 40 yard penalty and expulsion from the game. With a $25,000 anonymous bounty being offered to any player who can cause Timmy to have a confirmed concussion having been known about for a week many were surprised to see the NCAA wait till today to act. Without mentioning the bounty LSU head coach Les Miles said he didn't think the penalty would be enough to deter his defensive players who he said 'have their own motivation.' Florida head coach Urban Cryer has stated that the penalty does not go far enough in protecting Timmy.





Of course the rule isn't real, the bounty however is.

[BlooInBloo]

1. The only thing worse than Tebow adulation...

Is Tebow whiners.

[Xipe Totec]

2. Alert Bill Maher n/t

[get the red out]

3. My Alma Mater's fault!

Got hurt in the game against Kentucky last week, which was basically all the Cats could do (cue my sad violin tune).

I don't like seeing any kid get hurt at all, ever (now the Cats have an injured QB); but I have gotten quite sick of all the accolades for Tim Tebow. I don't mind worshipping him for being a great player, but worshipping his virginity makes me ill. A fine-looking hunk of a college football player that is scared the boogie man will get him if he has a good time in a Sorority House once in a while needs psychological help, not praise. I am just sick to death of that. Tired of having to bow down and pay homage to absolutely unnatural behavior, "Oh Tim Tebow, the boogie man won't get him, he's good and scared of those nasty devil girls". My first thought when he was injured last week was that I hoped to God he got up because the poor guy's never even got laid!!!!!

:rant:

[LibertyLover]

4. This is of course a follow-on to the Brady Rule

enacted by the NFL last week and enforced by the umpires which calls for a 15 yard penaly on any player on the opposing team who so much as looks at Brady's knees.

[RB TexLa]

5. If you are watching you see our guys all going for his head and the $25k