8. OK you caught me - I'm not the world's smartest man
But I am smart enough never to touch that shit. When I was about 13 I had the hots for some girl whose father didn't think very much of me. One day when I was at her house he took me out on the back porch and offered me a chew. Just when I started chewing he slapped me on the back and I swallowed a mouthful of tobacco juice. I spent the rest of the day :puke:. The last thing I remember of that girl is her laughing at me as I leaned over a fence heaving my guts out.
But I was lucky. Later on I heard this girls dad kicked some guys ass when he caught him doing the horizontal mambo with her.
That video was posted here last week, but the poster managed to write a few words about it, so people knew what they were going to see. It's a good pattern to follow. Words are free. Please use enough of them to explain what you're linking to. Thanks!
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