Caption Tom DeLay

[Kadie]

In this Monday, Sept. 21, 2009 photo, Former House Republican Whip Tom DeLay, 62, dances on the ABC Television's 'Dancing with the Stars, ' in Los Angeles. DeLay surprised the crowd. DeLay, performed a cha-cha to the 1960s hit 'Wild Thing.'
(AP Photo/ABC, Adam Larkey)

[SoCalDem]

1. La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha.. n/t

[kywildcat]

2. The Bug Zapper-sans chemicals

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. Saturday Night Sleazer

[Blue_In_AK]

4. Do I have to?

I have no words...

[Binka]

5. The Village People Have Lost Their Idiot n/t

[Stevenmarc]

6. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Sayin' a lie. Sayin' a lie.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. 'You make everything goooooofy'

:)

[timeforpeace]

8. Tom who? I thought he was dead.

[CreekDog]

9. "Think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's callin' my name...

:D

[Mari333]

10. I just saw that video..Holy God in Heaven

there are no words to describe that.

[Snotcicles]

11. Look, it's John Revolting. nt

[spanone]

12. 'you lie'

[CrispyQ]

13. Even when he's supposedly having fun, he looks mean. --nt

[Snarkoleptic]

14. I'm just a love machine and I don't have to work...

[Forkboy]

15. We need to capture him, not caption him.

:)

[Ian David]

16. ...

"... and YOU will be forced to get an abortion to work in my factory.. and YOU will be sold into sex slavery... and YOU..."

[lob1]

17. That's right, I'm wearing bellbottoms, fucker!

[Turbineguy]

18. J'accuse...

cockroach!

[Selatius]

19. "Fuck you, America! I fucking own you! You people are so stupid you voted for me, and I raped you!"

Yeah, that's what he's saying.

[Sabriel]

20. I got your minority whip RIGHT HERE! n/t

[man4allcats]

21. You wouldn't believe it, but

I stole this outfit from some homeless guy's shopping cart.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

22. Look Larry Craig, I have a wide stance, too

[L0oniX]

33. +1

[woo me with science]

34. LOLOL! nt

[murielm99]

23. Why the hell isn't he in jail?

If all his other crimes have not put him in jail, those pants might just be the last straw. Someone should be waiting backstage with handcuffs to take him on his frogmarch.

[Zoeisright]

35. +1

[Bobbie Jo]

24. "Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock."

[DebbieCDC]

25. Oh my eyes!

Why did I even look at this! :puke:

[YOY]

26. Did he pick that outfit himself?

It looks like it was left over from the Osmond Brother's variety show.

[WatchWhatISay]

32. If you dare to look at it close up

It is trimmed in leopard. Utterly disgusting.

[rubberducky]

27. Instead of "Wild Thing", just call me "Bug Man"!

[Mari333]

28. that man is a poster boy for abstinence.

after watching him no one wants to have sex, ever again.

[L0oniX]

29. "cause I'm a liar" -(Henry Rollins) This should be the GOP theme song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vgQalXaIxs

at 1:00 ...here's Tommy boy
------------------------------------------------
You think youre gonna to live your life alone
In darkness
And seclusion
Yeah I know
Youve been out there
Tried to mix with those animals
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion
So you stagger back home
And wait for nothing
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street
And now youre desperate
And in need of human contact
And then
You meet me
And you whole world changes
Because everything I say is everything youve ever wanted to hear
So you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
And you trust me completely
Im perfect
In every way
Cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside
You feel so lucky
But your ego obscures reality
And you never bother to wonder why
Things are going so well
You wanna know why?
Cause Im a liar
Yeah Im a liar
Ill tear your mind out
Ill burn your soul
Ill turn you into me
Ill turn you into me
Cause Im a liar, a liar
A liar, a liar

Ill hide behind a smile
And understanding eyes
And Ill tell you things that you already know
So you can say
I really identify with you, so much
And all the time that youre needing me
Is just the time that Im bleeding you
Dont you get it yet?
Ill come to you like an affliction
And Ill leave you like an addiction
Youll never forget me
You wanna know why?
Cause Im a liar
Yeah Im a liar
Ill rip your mind out
Ill burn your soul
Ill turn you into me
Ill turn you into me
Cause Im a liar, a liar
Liar, liar, liar, liar

I dont know why I feel the need to lie
And cause you so much pain
Maybe its something inside
Maybe its something I cant explain
Cause all I do
Is mess you up and lie to you
Im a liar
Oh, I am a liar

If youll give me one more chance
I swear that I will never lie to you again
Because now I see the destructive power of a lie
Theyre stronger than truth
I cant believe I ever hurt you
I swear
I will never to you lie again, please
Just give me one more chance
I will never lie to you again
I swear
That I will never tell a lie
I will never tell a lie
No, no
Ha ha ha ha ha hah haa haa haa haaa
Sucker
Sucker!
Oh, sucker
I am a liar
Yeah, I am a liar
Yeah I like it
I feel good
Ohh I am a liar
Yeah
I lie
I lie
I lie
Oh, I lie
Oh I lie
I lie
Yeah
Ohhh Im a liar
I lie
Yeah
I like it
I feel good
Ill lie again
And again
Ill lie again and again
And Ill keep lying
I promise

[rd_kent]

30. I thought you said CAPTURE Tom Delay

Damn, all excited about nuthin!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

31. "Doin' the Jerk, yeah, now watch me work"

[Maru Kitteh]

36. And now stand back while I demonstrate the amazing Gypsu Knives ladies and gentlemen...

Edited to add - I LOVE Johnny Carson - but Delay is Art Fern in real life.

[TK421]

37. Someone....please, gouge out my fucking eyes....

please, for the love of fuck just gouge them out

[muntrv]

38. "I should be dancin' to the JAILHOUSE ROCK, but I'm NOT! HA HA!!"

[marshall]

39. He is really working it

He missed his calling--he should never have gone into politics. I am surprised at the gusto with which he works that dance floor, but with Cheryl Burke who wouldn't look good?

[Catshrink]

40. You put your right hand in....

[lunatica]

41. Dancin to In The Navy by the Village People

[HopeHoops]

42. "Anyone ELSE out there have a HUGE WOODIE?"

"DISCO RULES!!!"

[peekaloo]

43. Even the clams at the seafood bar seized up at the sight of him.

[WI_DEM]

44. It's disgusting that this guy isn't in prison.

[graywarrior]

45. Blaaaaaarrgghhhh!

[Warren DeMontague]

46. It's not a caption, but he looks like he's about 5 inches tall, there.

Serious "Dollman" action.